Being Fat Is Not A Handicap!

MattGimpin · 04-05-2006, 12:02 AM

I had just parked my Jeep and was getting my stuff together before I got out, when an obese lady pulled up and parked in the handicap spot right next to me. She hopped out of her car no problem and walked away.

So I took it upon myself to leave a note...

CurlieQCarrie · 04-05-2006, 12:05 AM

LMAO. That is so a Matt thing to do. Good thing it wasn't a sticker this time.....

jukespin · 04-05-2006, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattGimpin

I had just parked my Jeep and was getting my stuff together before I got out, when an obese lady pulled up and parked in the handicap spot right next to me. She hopped out of her car no problem and walked away.

So I took it upon myself to leave a note...

Being Fat Is A Handicap! It's just a handicap created and maintained daily by the "victim"...with her/his big fat mouth.

Opps, was I too harsh/frank/truthful for full PC inclusion?

cass · 04-05-2006, 12:16 AM

wow...nice car for a FA. how'd she fit thru the door?

KVP612 · 04-05-2006, 12:29 AM

Roflmao! I think we should mak up some fake parking tickets.

2jazzyjeff · 04-05-2006, 01:18 AM

maybe we need to make up some certificates for ''fat-ass abuser of the month''...? or ''push away from the buffet'' that could go out weekly...? or the daily award ''get outta my spot and walk your fat-ass around the block'' which would constitute a trophy...

i dunno, just a thought..

Suzie Q · 04-05-2006, 01:49 AM

How do you know her HC sticker is from being fat??

MattGimpin · 04-05-2006, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suzie Q

How do you know her HC sticker is from being fat??

I don't know, obviously. But I saw her walk out without a problem and walk down the street just fine.

If that's what it takes to be handicapped then what the hell are we? half-dead? gimme a break.

2jazzyjeff · 04-05-2006, 02:15 AM

we never know what their placard is for, unless it's as obvious as us getting out in a w/c, but i'd be willing to bet the bank on 75% + that their needing a placard is bogus... all of us see it too much..

cass · 04-05-2006, 03:08 AM

well, it's sorta like the 40'ish guy i confronted after i watched him and his mini-skirted blonde companion bounce into their sportscar in an hc spot (placard hanging!) at a performing arts center. he claimed he had heart condition as she turned red and scuttled into car. i had observed him running up and down performing arts center fancy center staircase as i waited for elevator. after 20 yrs, not too hard to spot em.

04-05-2006, 12:02 AM	#1
MattGimpin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 500	Being Fat Is Not A Handicap! I had just parked my Jeep and was getting my stuff together before I got out, when an obese lady pulled up and parked in the handicap spot right next to me. She hopped out of her car no problem and walked away. So I took it upon myself to leave a note...

04-05-2006, 12:05 AM	#2
CurlieQCarrie Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,430	LMAO. That is so a Matt thing to do. Good thing it wasn't a sticker this time..... __________________ If there is light it will find you --Charles Bukowski

04-05-2006, 12:29 AM	#5
KVP612 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dead center Posts: 723	Roflmao! I think we should mak up some fake parking tickets. __________________ *"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."* *Winston Churchill*

04-05-2006, 01:18 AM	#6
2jazzyjeff Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia Posts: 9,598	maybe we need to make up some certificates for ''fat-ass abuser of the month''...? or ''push away from the buffet'' that could go out weekly...? or the daily award ''get outta my spot and walk your fat-ass around the block'' which would constitute a trophy... i dunno, just a thought.. __________________ Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of jalapenos--What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. Carlos Mencia

04-05-2006, 01:49 AM	#7
Suzie Q Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 885	How do you know her HC sticker is from being fat?? __________________ “If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.” Gen. Patton

04-05-2006, 12:16 AM	#4
cass Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: WA Posts: 5,722	wow...nice car for a FA. how'd she fit thru the door?

04-05-2006, 02:15 AM	#9
2jazzyjeff Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia Posts: 9,598	we never know what their placard is for, unless it's as obvious as us getting out in a w/c, but i'd be willing to bet the bank on 75% + that their needing a placard is bogus... all of us see it too much.. __________________ Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of jalapenos--What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. Carlos Mencia

04-05-2006, 03:08 AM	#10
cass Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: WA Posts: 5,722	well, it's sorta like the 40'ish guy i confronted after i watched him and his mini-skirted blonde companion bounce into their sportscar in an hc spot (placard hanging!) at a performing arts center. he claimed he had heart condition as she turned red and scuttled into car. i had observed him running up and down performing arts center fancy center staircase as i waited for elevator. after 20 yrs, not too hard to spot em.

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