A Woman's Prayer ;-)

november · 07-26-2004, 09:26 PM

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags and Please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray and as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyways--Mary Kay Ash

Leo · 07-27-2004, 05:01 PM

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given you."
Gandolf the Gray

alan · 07-27-2004, 05:27 PM

Old maid's bedtime prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I wish I had a man to keep.
If there's a man beneath my bed,
I hope he heard every word I said!

Alan

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Jenfr · 07-27-2004, 05:42 PM

Thats cute and oh so true!

jennifer

07-26-2004, 09:26 PM	#1
november Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,223	A Woman's Prayer ;-) Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags and Please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray and as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know that, so it goes on flying anyways--Mary Kay Ash

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07-27-2004, 05:01 PM	#2
Leo Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Yankton, South Dakota Posts: 3,951	"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given you." Gandolf the Gray

07-27-2004, 05:27 PM	#3
alan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 6,185	Old maid's bedtime prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep, I wish I had a man to keep. If there's a man beneath my bed, I hope he heard every word I said! Alan "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

07-27-2004, 05:42 PM	#4
Jenfr Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: illinois Posts: 230	Thats cute and oh so true! jennifer