Lord Jesus Christ and Uncautiousness

rdf · 05-07-2010, 06:35 PM

Lack of Caution Resulted in Lord Jesus Christ Being Hit by Car in Crosswalk

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Lord Jesus Christ was run over as he used a crosswalk to cross the street in Northampton, Ma, according to the Washington Post. The woman who was driving the car that hit Christ has been cited for running

down the man, whose real name is in fact, Lord Jesus Christ. This was confirmed by police when they checked the man's ID.

Christ is a 50-year-old man from Belchertown, Mass. He was taken to a local hospital for treatment of minor injuries he received on his face. Once Christ's face was treated he was released.

The woman who hit Lord Jesus Christ was 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella. She was given a citation for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. Thankfully Christ was not hurt too badly, and I am sure this is a day Cantarella will remember for a long time.

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I hope Lord Jesus prays to the Lord Jesus for a quick recovery.

crypticgimp · 05-07-2010, 06:50 PM

lol!!! that's awesome. i know a jesus. he texts me all the time with "you know what? jesus loves you!" his last name begins with a C, so if i get an email gmail says "Jesus C. has sent you a message" cracks me up all the time.

rdf · 05-07-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crypticgimp

lol!!! that's awesome. i know a jesus. he texts me all the time with "you know what? jesus loves you!" his last name begins with a C, so if i get an email gmail says "Jesus C. has sent you a message" cracks me up all the time.

That's funny

Le Type Français · 05-07-2010, 07:20 PM

LMAO! Funny.

0xSquidy · 05-07-2010, 08:20 PM

What kind of ill mind would name his son like that? LOL

That's hilarious, and crypticgimp's post too

crypticgimp · 05-07-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Le Type Français

LMAO! Funny.

the best part is when my mom's husband nagged me "u need to have a personal relationship with jesus" and i go "i do, he just texted me a min ago" then i get a whole thing about being blasphemous so i showed him the text. he hasnt nagged me since lol

crypticgimp · 05-07-2010, 08:36 PM

oh oh. ps. my friend jesus is VERY VERY VERY GAY. it is just the icing on the cake imho.

LindaT · 05-07-2010, 10:55 PM

I worked for years with a Jesus. When I would transfer calls to his department I would give the caller his name. Often they asked how to spell it.
Once in a while someone would get mad or not believe it. It got to the point that we just called him Jessie on the phone with callers.

Le Type Français · 05-08-2010, 02:46 AM

Arthur: Jesus? That's an interesting name. How do you spell it?
Maude: J E S U S.
Arthur: Good, Lord, that's Jesus! Don't those people have any respect for our religion?
Maude: Arthur, we use names from the Bible. Hubey's nephew is named Joseph, and Philip's friend there is named Mary, named after the Blessed Virgin.
Mary: No, I was named after my aunt.

LMAO!

The rest of that episode had a running joke about Jesus, Mary, and Joseph being at the party.

wazabiker · 05-08-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 0xSquidy

What kind of ill mind would name his son like that? LOL

That's hilarious, and crypticgimp's post too

Sorta like the folks who name their child Mohammand.

05-07-2010, 06:50 PM	#2
crypticgimp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,539	lol!!! that's awesome. i know a jesus. he texts me all the time with "you know what? jesus loves you!" his last name begins with a C, so if i get an email gmail says "Jesus C. has sent you a message" cracks me up all the time. __________________ "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!" http://www.elportavoz.com/

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0xSquidy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Barcelona (Spain) Posts: 1,058	What kind of ill mind would name his son like that? LOL That's hilarious, and crypticgimp's post too __________________ Don't ask what clinical trials can do for you, ask what you can do for clinical trials. 2010 SCINet Clinical Trial Support Squad Member Please join me and donate a dollar a day at http://justadollarplease.org You can also support the SCINetUSA clinical trials by buying or helping to sell bracelets from http://www.scibracelets.com

05-07-2010, 08:36 PM	#7
crypticgimp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,539	oh oh. ps. my friend jesus is VERY VERY VERY GAY. it is just the icing on the cake imho. __________________ "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!" http://www.elportavoz.com/

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Le Type Français Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 25,860	Arthur: Jesus? That's an interesting name. How do you spell it? Maude: J E S U S. Arthur: Good, Lord, that's Jesus! Don't those people have any respect for our religion? Maude: Arthur, we use names from the Bible. Hubey's nephew is named Joseph, and Philip's friend there is named Mary, named after the Blessed Virgin. Mary: No, I was named after my aunt. LMAO! The rest of that episode had a running joke about Jesus, Mary, and Joseph being at the party.