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    Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure

    Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure
    Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:21pm EST

    By Christine Kearney

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

    Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.

    The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

    Reuters
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    Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares down the page until it gives him information.

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

    Chuck Norris can bounce a football.

    Chuck Norris asked for a whooper at Mcdonalds.....and got one!

    hahaha i remember showing the site to my students in Manila. Much laughs.

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    Didn't this start as Vin Diesel facts?
    This machinery,
    This defective mechanism,
    Twitches and shudders,
    From weak signal...
    ...To broken servo

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    I believe that they did start as Vin Diesel facts, but they died off and were revamped into Chuck Norris facts.

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