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    'God' apparently responds to lawsuit

    LINCOLN, Neb. - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

    "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" Friend said.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
    You can read the rest of the article here.
    I thought it was pretty funny myself, and this is the third website I've seen it on.
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    Reminds of the old joke that has God threatening to sue the Devil and the Devil laughs because he's got all the lawyers!

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