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Thread: You Know You're "A Person With A Disability" When

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    You're A Person With A Disibility...

    When out of misplaced pity Don Imus refuses to disrespect you.

    When spasticity is the only full body workout you get.

    When Daisey Dukes are no longer a wardrobe option.

    When you seem to be always changing diapers and there's no baby in the house.

    When stimulus below your injury level works only on your bowel.

    I really like this thread.

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    Conquer Adversity Now

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    ......when the smokin hottie from next door puts her hand on your thigh while talking to you, AND YOU CAN'T FEEL IT! AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justadildo
    ......when the smokin hottie from next door puts her hand on your thigh while talking to you, AND YOU CAN'T FEEL IT! AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
    Well, it seems you've got over that fence problem.
    "The world will not perish for want of wonders but for want of wonder."
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    when you cannot control pee,erection and farting.
    • Dum spiro, spero.
      • Translation: "As long as I breathe, I hope."

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    When you think that all the above posts are funny instead of sad.

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    ... when you leave a public restroom and there's toilet paper on one of your wheels, not your shoe.

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    This thread is hilarious. Keep it comming.
    Chad & Ami, thanks for the laugh. I hadn't thought of that one.
    ~Kristi
    T7 MVA 9/12/04

    Life is just a collection of memories. - C.W. McCall Aurora Borealis

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    ...when the most entertainment you can get on a Friday night comes from reading this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads32
    Does it help you guys to laugh at yourselves? Just curious, cos' I don't think I personally know any 'dis' that would find this funny one bit. Some of its pretty sick to me , after being introduced to sci and the amount of suffering I've seen over the past few years.
    ...when you have to convince an AB that this thread is the shiznit and it does not offend, but causes the release of beneficial endorphins when I and other 'dis' are laughing our booties off.
    Injured May 19, 2006, C4 incomplete

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    When you can talk to a fellow dis (male and female) about bowel program after only knowing them 5 mins......

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