When senior citizens quickly move to open a door you you.

When sexual intercourse is a rapidly fading memory.

When the majority of the written correspondence your recieve is from Medicade.

When neighborhood kids clamor for wheelchair rides.

when bus patrons ask you about tranfers and you brandish a board.

When this thread is the highlight of your day.

Thanks Garvey. I am not aware of any dis's doing sit up comedy. Perhaps there's a new career on the horizon.