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    On a lighter note.........

    ........as voted for by a panel of film critics.

    • Top five classic one liners
    • 1) "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" - Kenneth Williams (Julius Caesar) Carry On Cleo (1964)
    • 2) "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." - Terry Jones (Brian's Mum) Life Of Brian (1979)
    • 3) Robert Hays (Ted Striker): "Surely you can't be serious." Leslie Nielsen (Rumack): "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane (1980)
    • 4) "Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did." - Groucho Marx (Rufus T Firefly) Duck Soup (1933)
    • 5) "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen, (Alvy Singer) Annie Hall (1977)

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    After twenty years of female barrenness and the earth's human population dwindling, with bleak prospects of a future for the species, some twenty of the greatest thinkers are joined for dinner and discussion of the problem. While they examine the theories; some chemical in the drinking water; radiation; global warming - a lone Romanian is sitting in the corner eating his dinner.

    Finally the assembly give up in defeat and before leaving approach the Romanian and ask him, "How about you sir, what do you think has caused this childless condition?"

    The guy looks up from behind a huge wing he's eating and says, "I haven't got a clue, but this stork sure is delicious."
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    "The world will not perish for want of wonders but for want of wonder."
    J.B.S.Haldane

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    This is working out well.
    "The world will not perish for want of wonders but for want of wonder."
    J.B.S.Haldane

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    Timaru-
    Those are ALL great movie lines...Thanks for sharing them....
    'Chelle
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