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    Mental Christmas

    1) Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the
    Voices?

    2) Amnesia: I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

    3) Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    4) Manic: Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And
    Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses
    And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And......... ..

    5) Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    6) Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

    7) Borderline Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, You
    Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

    8) Full Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting You On an
    Open Fire

    9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

    10) Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
    Leave My House

    11) Senile Dementia: Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from
    My House in My Slippers and Robe

    12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
    So I Burned Down the House

    13) Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little
    Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

    14) Attention Deficit: Disorder: We Wish You...... Hey Look!!
    It's Snowing!!!
    "So I have stayed as I am, without regret, seperated from the normal human condition." Guy Sajer

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    I guess I haven't seen these enough yet; still got me laughing.
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