I think I'm in the wrong line of work:

"Marvin Windows Stocking Stuffers average $14,000"

"Santa is supposed to come down the chimney, but in Warroad, Minn., he's definitely coming in through a Marvin window.
Just in time for the holidays, workers at Marvin Windows and Doors learned Friday that they will split an unusually large $50.3 million in profit sharing, thanks both to a good year for the company and the proceeds from a settled lawsuit.
The money will be split among 3,573 employees in the company's headquarters of Warroad and its facilities in Grafton, N.D., and Baker, Ore. The average check will be just more than $14,000. CEO Jake Marvin and President Susan Marvin shared the news with workers at the company's 49th annual meeting Friday in Warroad."

source:
http://www.startribune.com/stories/535/5800295.html