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    Quote Originally Posted by queen
    I Love the Smell of Napone in the morning...Lee Marvin in a WWII movie,, can't remember name of it.
    that's so adorable i had to chuckle! it's NAPALM. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now -- 1979. a movie based on the VIETNAM war.
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    I Love the Smell of Napone in the morning...Lee Marvin in a WWII movie,, can't remember name of it.

    that's so adorable i had to chuckle! it's NAPALM. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now -- 1979. a movie based on the VIETNAM war.
    ....and it wasn't Lee Marvin, but one of my favorite actors, Robert Duvall.

    Scorpion, I am the all-time biggest fan of Harold & Maude....I have probably seen it 50 times and have it on both DVD and video. I know most of the dialog by heart. One of the things I try to do it to introduce new friends to it...some get it, some don't. Have you SEEN Bud Cort lately??? (Did you see him in "Pollock" or "The Life Aquatic"?) Now does THAT make me feel old!!!

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    "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling better..." --Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail

    "If you're going to sleep in, you're going to miss a few mini dramas"--The Big Chill

    "It was a metaphysical presicion collision"--St Elmo's Fire

    "I think the guy in the hat did something really terrible"--The Big Chill


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    ''Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.'' Chris Farley- TOMMY BOY
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    not a movie quote but one from the Simpsons for all those moments when logic fails :
    "Shut up, that's why"

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    The immortal talent of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

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    "Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." Ray Liotta, Goodfellas.

    Never know if I'm in the mood for that movie but the perfect first line settles me every time. It's the delivery. Liotta's voice is the key, much like Morgan Freeman's voice in Shawshank.

    CSpine nicked one of my favourite Nic Cage/Connery ones so I will go for "Put the bunny back in the box" from Con Air.
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    Red face Favorite Movie Quotes

    Forgive the wrong actors and miss-spells.

    I'm old, senile and dyslexic, but I got (2) out of 4 correct, so it was a good day! Thanks for the corrections.

    "You'll deal with the devil on his ground here"... Preacher to Willie Nelson in Red-Headed Stranger.
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