Hey, Sarno, you stupid man.

What you mean Lithuanians have no pain. You think we are some backwards nation or something. I tell you this, Lithuanians do have whiplash. We drive cars from Russia and Russians invented whiplash. We have better whiplash than Americans. You come over here and I show you whiplash.

In Lithuania, we have real doctors. We don't pay them nothing, but they are better than you. At least they know what pain is. If Gorbachev get pain, he must leave your country and come to Lithuania. We treat him for free.

Andrei Synaposic, Vilnius Minister of Health

[This message was edited by dejerine on 07-06-04 at 10:44 AM.]