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    OK ...... NOT YUKKA....

    Flowers are red

    Green leaves are green

    theres no use of seeing things any other way then the way they always have been seen.....


    BUT!!

    Theres so many colors in a RAINBOW so many colors in the morning sun
    SO many colors in a flower, and I SEE EVERY ONE!!!

    SO.....

    ITS STILL YUKKA TO PLUCKA A DUCKA!!!!!

    HEY PAT....take me shooting sometime!!

    Yes this is all just babble...

    Mary

    ...and she lived happily ever after...

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    Senior Member martha's Avatar
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    For Pat's Next Duck Hunt

    A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put
    them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was
    confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.

    The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and
    the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.

    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one
    of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma.
    This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"
    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.


    The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck,
    sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.

    The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt,
    and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina.
    You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the
    hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"
    The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "You
    tell me, expert

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    Senior Member ~Patrick~'s Avatar
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    Never hunted ducks. water, 10 degrees,laying down. brrrrr

    Now turkeys on the other hand. YES!!!! or ringneck or quail...




    ...act like a survivor not a victim.

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