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    Real Women vs. Ladies

    Real women -vs- Ladies


    Ladies- Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
    cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Women- Leftover wine?? Hello!!

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    Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
    it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
    You might still have the headache, but who the hell
    cares!
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    Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
    cone to prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the
    cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch
    with your feet up anyway.
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    Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the
    bag with the potatoes.

    Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to
    worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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    Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
    use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
    white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.

    Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son
    of a bitch for you.
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    Ladies- Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before
    baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Women- Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not
    include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.
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    Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
    dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
    opening jars easy.

    Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.

    "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow"
    ~ Anon

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    Junior Member zpmom1's Avatar
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    That is too funny!! As I sat here sipping my wine, I thought- LEFTOVER????

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