the phone rang at 2 a. m. The blonde
wife
> picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know,
that's
> 3000 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear."
>
> SECOND DEGREE
>
> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and
> says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says,"Here,
let me
> see!" The first blonde hands her the compact and the second one looks in
the
> mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
>
> THIRD DEGREE
>
> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys
> a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
> she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
> She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome
> with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
yells, "No,
> honey, don't do it!!!" She blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>
> FOURTH DEGREE
>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
> says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's
the
> capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: It's 'W'."
>
> FIFTH DEGREE
>
> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
> "Is it mine?"
>
> SIXTH DEGREE
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
> was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
>
> SEVENTH DEGREE
>
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked
> and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps. Putting her face in
> her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
> call the police for help, and what do they do?
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
>
> "DUH"
>
>
>