An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual
> >to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> >found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four
> >in and
> >ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the
> >job.
> >
> >The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> >interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to
> >the man
> >on his right.
> >The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no
> >forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the
> >fastest thing I know of."
> >That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir? He asked
> >the second man.
> >"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know ever it
> >
> >happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> >"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very
> >popular clichi for speed", as he turned to the third man who was
> >contemplating his reply.
> >"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> >there's a light switch.
> >When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the
> >barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a light is the fastest thing I
> >can
> >think of."
> >
> >The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> >had
> >found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he
> >said.
> >Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
> >"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
> >fastest thing known is diarrhea."
> >
> >"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> >"Oh, I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I
> >wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I
> >could think, blink, or turn on the light, I'd shit my pants!"
> >
> >He got the job!

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