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    Super Bowl

    A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.

    About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security
    guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.

    Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?"

    The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967."

    "Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"

    "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."

    ~See you at the SCIWire-used-to-be-paralyzed Reunion ~

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    Ha, ha, ha!!!! Whatcha makin' for the big game, Jeff?

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    Going to a Super Bowl party

    They're serving Texas hotdogs and chili. I'm bringing soda!

    My project yesterday was roast beef that I discovered was a pot roast. It came out pretty good, though. I just wish I had known what it was I might have thrown in some potatos and carrots!

    ~See you at the SCIWire-used-to-be-paralyzed Reunion ~

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    Alright Patriots!!!!! yessssss

    Vinaterri is Awesome. Pats win by 3, field goal in the last few seconds. At last, New England does it!!!

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    challenges you're dealt but
    the challenges you seek...If
    you have no goals, no
    mountains to climb, your
    soul dies".~Liz Fordred

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