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    that article was disturbingly thorough...

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    What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence?
    Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.


    And it figured out the whole global warming problem. I am ashamed I sat here and read all of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by addiesue
    What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence?
    Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.


    And it figured out the whole global warming problem. I am ashamed I sat here and read all of that.

    I wonder if facts about Termite Farts are included in "Al Gores" global warming movie? Maybe the solution to global warming is more exterminators, maybe they can start using that fact to drum up some business.

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    I missed this thread the first time around. It is hilarious!
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    Question.

    Do girls poop and/or fart?

    Countless number of my x-girlfriends claim they don't poop/fart, they just absorb the food.

    Fact,

    I tell them I picture them pooping anyways, to make them feel uncomfortable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_coffee
    Question.

    Do girls poop and/or fart?
    Apparently that should have been one of the questions up there. lol

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    ha, I BET YOU DO!
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    Well I guess that would be for me to know and you to find out...huh?

    I like to keep my secrets to myself...

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    wanna do it?
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