Sitting on the train on the way to work this morning and this lady sits down beside me and tries to start a conversation. Im a little stressed thinking about the bad day I'm gonna be having so I'm listening to music with my earphones on, completely ignoring her. She persists so I politely tell her I'm not in the mood for socialising atm. Says something about me being rude and moves a bit further down and starts talking to another para who unwisely obliges. For some strange reason (I'll never understand because i have bad zealot vibes about this chick) he tells her he was shot by a rival g-banger. She promptly gets all high n mighty and blurts out so even i can hear and I'm about 3 meters away. "You got what you deserved." I lost my shit. All of a sudden an apple comes flying out of nowhere and hits her fair on the back of the head. She got off a few stops later and trips on a schoolbag while leaving the train. She looks up at me trying to get up on the platfor of the stop. I recall saying something to the affect "Got what you deserved". Doubt she got the irony. I was looking forward to eating that apple. Hmmmmph.