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    I'm a criminal, cause of Frosty the Snowman

    Went to visit my mom. Rented a Dodge Dart. Rolling down some two lane back road in Indiana through the empty mellon fields. Cruising at 80+ (if they don't want you to drive that fast, don't make cars that will, I figure). I meet a cop, probably going faster than me the other way, just as we crest a hill. I see him in the rear view mirror, turn on the lights and try to stop that heavy SUV. Well Frosty the Snowman is on the radio and they are at the place in the song where Frosty takes off through town. "He paused a second when he heard the cop holler STOP." Me too. Nailed it. Flew down the road to the first town. Hung a turn, down the side road. Saw two cars for sale on a guys lawn. Locked up the brakes, wiped in the drive, parked behind the cars, threw my chair out, threw me in it and took out my phone. Got around to the front of the cars, pretending to be talking on the phone, just as the cop flew by. Hung around, until I figured the cop had found better things to do. Nice cars too. One was a 57 ford galaxie.
    Headed down the road. It was Frosty's fault.

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    Your nuts! He's probably still looking for you!
    T6 Incomplete due to a Spinal cord infarction July 2009

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    That was you?!?!?!

    Where in Indiana was this?
    Board Member of Assistance Dog Advocacy Project working in Education. Feel free to ask me any service dog questions!

    I am not paralyzed. I have a genetic connective tissue disorder with neuro complications and a movement disorder.

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    It's not uncommon for people to end up with an SCI doing those things.
    You will find a guide to preserving shoulder function @

    See my personal webpage @

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCIfor55yrs. View Post
    It's not uncommon for people to end up with an SCI doing those things.
    we need a like button for comments like this

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    Best story ever!!! Well played.

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    For a "bald fat" guy, you can move like lightening!

    All the best,

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