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    you think you hear a five dollar bill crinkling in a forgotten pocket, but its a hydrophillic #12
    happened yesterday. I lol'd

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    [QUOTE=anban;1681008]...you have to hug your knees to fart.[/QUO
    good one.

    I couldn't sneak a fart if my life depended on it.

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    [QUOTE=jody;1681554]
    Quote Originally Posted by anban View Post
    ...you have to hug your knees to fart.[/QUO
    good one.

    I couldn't sneak a fart if my life depended on it.
    I get in a warm tub to fart (buoyancy??) ...especially when it feels like knives are in my stomach. Then I pray that's all that comes out

    gas drops help loosen them
    CCS/Walker C6...it's a long story

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    .....2 months shy of 5 years post, your doctor corrects your diagnostic codes to paraplegia!!!
    Incomplete, SCI, T1-T8, w/ Arachnoid Cyst. Bilateral shoulder surgeries, 2 on the left, 3 on the right, right forearm surgery for a crushed radial nerve.

    "We can always choose to perceive things differently. We can focus on what's wrong in our life, or we can focus on what's right."
    — Marianne Williamson

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    FDLMAO! Too funny -- and to true! I can relate to most of them . Keep 'em coming!

    Got my morning laugh in...

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    .....when your back looks like a bad built bridge....

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    When some one tells you there going to scare the crap out of you and you can think of is "wouldn't that be great:
    T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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    When, instead of a traditional conversation, you get, "When are you gonna walk normal again?"

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    when you leave dropped change on the ground, because the effort usually "isn't worth it".

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    when you have to take a dump the last 10 miles of a marathon and your strapped into your handcycle tight and your chair is back at your car, lol.
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