So today Chad had cataract surgery, and the person checking us in asked which arm he wanted his arm band on. Chad said either one, and so the lady looked straight at me and said "Mom? Which arm?".

MOM?????????????????????????????

Holy f***. I do not look like I am in my MID f*cking 60s even on my WORST day (I am mid 40s for the record), and I was dressed up today because I have to travel on business this afternoon.

I am furious.