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Thread: Curiosity is at Mars and we are still sitting in our chairs

  1. #21
    found on an art site
    If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

    Sometimes it is easier to widen doors than it is to open minds.

  2. #22
    I got crabs that I can't feel (while whitey's on the moon)
    Stray thumbtack done popped my wheel (cause whitey's on the moon)
    Last edited by rjg; 08-10-2012 at 04:29 PM.

  3. #23
    Fell from my chair when I had a spasm ('cause whitey's on the moon)
    Jumper cables on my junk hopin' for a 'gasm (and whitey's on the moon)

  4. #24
    I'll be glad to come perform this poem at the next open house, Wise. I'll just need gas money, room, board, and ten large.

  5. #25
    Got drunk, dove in, and broke my neck ('cause whitey's gone to Mars)
    Soma, Vikes, and a welfare check (while whitey's gone to Mars)

  6. #26
    Children stare in disbelief (and whitey's gone to Mars)
    Pain contract to get relief (cause whitey's gone to Mars)

  7. #27
    Also, I'll need a standup bass player who can lay down a funky bass line. You'll need to cover that cost, too.

  8. #28
    Someone shut this guy up, please :-)

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by t8burst View Post
    Sure man, you win. If we hadn't spent the 2B on the mars mission we would all be walking.
    Yep. It's ridiculous to draw such conclusions.

    And no one owes us anything, anyway.

  10. #30
    State Rehab paid for my school (and walky's gone to Mars)
    Quit in a week, I ain't no fool (while walky's gone to Mars)
    A para with a free caregiver ('cause walky's gone to Mars)
    I don't do much but wreck my liver (but walky - he's on Mars)
    In her past life, she was a slut (walky's gone to Mars)
    With your tax bucks, she wipes my butt (walky's seeing Mars)
    "God helps those who help themselves" (like walky, who's on Mars)
    I'll put my faith in magic elves (Not walky - he's on Mars)

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