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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Type Fran├žais View Post
    Oscar...

    shot the door because he couldn't kick it in.

    has no leg to stand on.

    when asked a question, he gets stumped.

    got socks for Valentine's Day.

    ran faster than a speeding bullet.
    I am deeply, deeply offended... that I simply can't think up any more puns.

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    Why are they BOTH Joan Rivers?

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    I can imagine the scenario like that:
    He wakes up next to her and and gets up at nigh to get the fan from the balcony. That wakes her up and she decides to go to the bathroom. It is possible that he did not hear her getting up but he hears the noise in the bathroom, so he becomes convinced there is an intruder there, and he panics. He shouts for the intruder ti get out and for her to call the police. At this time she may also become scared that there is intruder in the house and not aware that he mistook her for the intruder. So she stays quiet because she has no idea that he is aiming at the bathroom door.
    I am not saying that this actually happended because nobody besides Pistorius knows that, but something like that could have happened.

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    It is going to be interesting to see this unfold. It is my understanding that they do not have jury trials. Only a judge and possibly some advisors will hear and rule on the case. Seems like anything can happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t8burst View Post
    I am deeply, deeply offended... that I simply can't think up any more puns.
    Someone will be with you shortly to help. Please assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.

    Why was Oscar yelling so much? He was Grouchy.

    Why was Oscar dating a reality tv star? Oscar loves trash.

    This is all really just a career move recommended by Nike, who also brought us Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods, and Michael Vick.
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    We know we will not see Oscar going toe-to-toe with the prosecutor at his trial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t8burst View Post
    I am deeply, deeply offended... that I simply can't think up any more puns.
    quickly pegged by the cops?

    he shot the b*tch, wooden you?

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    It was self defense - she was a devotee of pegging.
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    Breaking: Charges against Pistorius upgraded to include breaking Asimov's 1st law.

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    Kasia could be right,

    but hey, we got a small chance to put a glory boy, sport doing twit in jail. i say guilty until proven unproven.
    Last edited by WahWah; 02-20-2013 at 09:43 PM. Reason: iffy final comment deleted.
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