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    SCI one liners to lighten the mood

    After SCI I asked my wife if i should where boxers or briefs........She said DEPENDS
    Before SCI all I wanted was a nice BMW...now I don't care about the W
    Before SCI I used to be a great master-debater, now I'm just working on being a good debater
    Before SCI I never hit a hole in one, now I do it 7 times aday
    Before SCI sex drugs and rock and roll...after drugs and roll
    Before SCI masturbation 3 times a week... after hand cycle
    Before SCI Think I'll get a pedicure..after Dr. wise wheres my cure
    Before SCI Dr. Phil noes every thing, hes my hero..After sci55 hes the guy
    T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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    Before SCI life was good, now, I can't kick!
    From the time you were born till you ride in a hearse, there is nothing so bad that it couldn't be worse!

    All fringe benifits must be authorized by Helen Waite, if you want your SCI fixed go to Helen Waite!

    Why be politically correct when you can be right!

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    Before SCI dungeons and dragons....After dragon naturally speaking
    T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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    Hy husband's line when he has had enough to eat:

    I'm so stuffed I can't move.

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    Ba-da-bum-BUM! funny stuff, Flying!

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    What does the hole-in-one 7 times a day mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Peter View Post
    What does the hole-in-one 7 times a day mean?
    I assumed catheter ...
    Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame immigrants, because you're unemployable.

    T-11 Flaccid Paraplegic due to TM July 1985 @ age 12

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    that is all that I can think of.

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    Yes its catheters.....humm thought this crowd would get that one.
    T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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    i thought of hitting a hole in the pavement with the front wheel
    LAUNCH TIME

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