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    If life weren't hard enough...

    Imagine being attacked by this !

    Police: 'Vampire' bites face of elderly man

    Talk about weird- it doesn't get much more bizarre than this story.

    St. Petersburg Police say at midnight on the porch of a vacant restaurant, an elderly, homeless man in a wheelchair was viciously attacked by a woman who said she was a vampire.

    If you take her at her word, 22-year-old Josephine Smith is one of the undead.

    Police say a 69-year-old man was sleeping in his wheelchair on a porch when he woke up to Smith on top of him, biting his face.

    Milton Ellis had to be hospitalized and stitched up with chunks of flesh missing from his face, lips and arm.

    Police say Smith told her victim during the attack: "I'm a vampire and I'm going to eat you."

    Ellis was able to call for help.

    When police arrived, they found Smith still on the porch, naked from the waist down and covered in blood.

    Smith told police she had no recollection of the attack or why she was naked and covered in blood.

    She is in jail charged with battery.

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    Not to make light of the situation, but ...

    Gotta make a man think twice before heeding the advice that any love is good love.


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    I've succumb to worse...
    And the truth shall set you free.

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    Oh my god. Waking up with her eating me? It's like she's a less intelligent or creative Hannibal Lecter.

    Here's to hoping she gets the mental treatment she so obviously needs.

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    Hope she didn't have aids or hep c
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    If she's really undead, I suppose a lobotomy won't hurt her.

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