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    poems from a woman/man

    Received this from a friend of mine and seeing that many here have relationship challeneges I thought this might help explain it.


    WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.


    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.

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    priceless. (my husbands prayers were never answered...)
    Last edited by GRAMMY; 08-08-2011 at 02:06 PM.

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