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    Creatine for the Ass Meat?

    From what I can understand creatine monohydrate promotes a rapid increase in body mass that is due to the movement of water from the blood stream into skeletal muscle. Therfore, if I took creatine.....would it put a little more meat on my ass? Would I simply put on weight all over? Would the only muscle enhancement be in my upper extremities that I exercise? Thanks.

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    I would say that it would not increase your ass meat, unless you have some crazy glute spasms going on. From my experience with creatine, moreso pre-sci, you will gain some significant mass in the extremities you're working out but you definitely have to increase your water intake. Because, as you said, it works primarily by pushing more water to the muscles. I saw significant muscle strength gains when taking it, and size too, but as soon as you get off the stuff the effects when down more rapidly than say, increasing protein intake and working out. I always thought that the gains from only creatine went away fairly quick. Stacking the creatine with protein had longer lasting mass (for example Cell Tech and Nitro Tech together) for me. Maybe doing electrical stim harcore on the glutes and increase protein intake may lead to more ass meat..?

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    i may put an ad on craigslist "looking for ass meat....." I will let you know what i come up with.

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    i want some ass meat.
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    i love ass meat w/ a side of a cute lickable chocalote starfish
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    cmon, corey. r u telling me you never buried your tongue in that cutie julie bugs starfish. i find that hard to believe
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuentejps View Post
    cmon, corey. r u telling me you never buried your tongue in that cutie julie bugs starfish. i find that hard to believe
    hah i've done it before but no, not to julie. Believe it or not but some women are not a fan. NO WORRIES JOYCE!
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    goto turn to the darkside, young jedi lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuentejps View Post
    goto turn to the darkside, young jedi lol
    I can't stop laughing. Now Yoda is in my head, talking Jedi about ass meat.

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