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Thread: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

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    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

    1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
    chips and dip coming.
    - Alan, age 10

    2. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
    marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
    then.
    - Camille, age 10

    2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    - Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
    the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    1. Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

    2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    1. When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7

    2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
    that.
    - Curt, age 7

    3 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    1 . I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
    going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
    - Theodore, age 8

    2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there ?
    - Kelvin, age 8

    "And the #1 Favorite is........"

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK ?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
    - Ricky, age 10



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    These kids are so smart!

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    Max, where do you find these gems?

    Linda H.

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    LMAO. Way funny. I needed a laugh. Thanks.

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    Out of the mouths of babes.
    Thanks Max. That is funny.

    I feel a bad moon rising~~

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    these are great!

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    They're never afraid to tell the truth....
    If there is light
    it will find
    you

    --Charles Bukowski

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurlieQCarrie
    They're never afraid to tell the truth....
    right on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linda H.
    Max, where do you find these gems?

    Linda H.
    Welcome everyone!

    I really don't remember where I get jokes... Could be some friend sent it to me

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