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    Member gofigure4513's Avatar
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    Jul 2002
    Idabel, OK. USA
    From Mom:
    1. If something is the truth it is told the same way everytime it's told. A lie will change and never be told the same way twice.

    2. If your gonna lie you better learn how to do it first.

    3. Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

    4. What mom doesn't know won't hurt her but there's not very much that mom doesn't know.

    From Dad:
    1. If more than one person knows something it's not a secret.

    2. Save at least 10% of every dollar you ever earn. (I wish I could afford to do that.)

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    Senior Member lynnifer's Avatar
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    Aug 2002
    Windsor ON Canada
    I remember being told quite often ...

    "Little girls should be seen and not heard."

    yeah whateva ...

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    Feb 2002
    Don't wear underwear with holes in it.

    As a little girl, she told me that if I made my bed without any wrinkles, a nice man would want to marry me. (pre-women's lib brainwashing at its best)

    Keep your bacon fat in a coffee can under the sink.

    That if I learned to play the piano, a nice man would want to marry me.

    Be careful what marital problems you tell me about because you'll forgive him in 24 hours, but I'll hate him for the rest of his life.

  4. #14
    Don't stare at handicapped people.

    If I can see it, then I can do it. If I believe it, there's nothing to it.

  5. #15
    From my Mom:
    "When you're 25 you'll realize I'm right about everything"(she was BTW)

    From my Dad:
    "If I want something out of you, I'll turn you upside down and shake it out" (I'd put that in the "wiseass" category)

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    Senior Member booster's Avatar
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    Apr 2004
    somewhere, tx USA
    "I think... is not an answer"

    "My boys will learn to cook and clean" and we did.

    "every kid needs a good slap to the back of the head"

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