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Thread: Woman Arrested For Crashing Car While Shaving Private Parts

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    Distracted and impaired drivers are too common on the Overseas Highway - the one and only road through the Keys. This is why I am very careful when crossing U.S. 1 as a wheelestrian. It is also why the speed limit is 35 m.p.h in many sections of this road.

    The disdainful one word comment of a female friend of mine upon hearing this news was priceless:

    "Amateur!"
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    What makes the case all the more bizarre is that her ex-husband was in the car as well, holding the steering wheel from the passenger seat for her while she attempted to shave.
    I am thing the ex-husband was not watching the road very well

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    I am thinking this incident creates a wonderful oppurtunity for creative, crude and funny comments.

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    Christ! That was a close shave!

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    I really hope this turns out to be a hoax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomRL View Post
    I really hope this turns out to be a hoax.
    Unfortunately, ...
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    I was going to say, just another day in the Keys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Foolish Old View Post
    Distracted and impaired drivers are too common on the Overseas Highway - the one and only road through the Keys. This is why I am very careful when crossing U.S. 1 as a wheelestrian. It is also why the speed limit is 35 m.p.h in many sections of this road.

    The disdainful one word comment of a female friend of mine upon hearing this news was priceless:

    "Amateur!"

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    Maybe she "nicked" herself and hit the gas instead of the brake when faced with such extreme pain in such a tender spot. Its all the ex-husbands fault.

    Come on you guys, this poor woman deserves our sympathy.
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    ...on the way to Key West, Florida.

    Barnes told police that she was going to meet her boyfriend in the vacation spot and wanted to be “ready.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdf View Post
    Where do you live again FO?
    Now we know the whole story!!! Care to share Foolish?
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