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Thread: Woman Arrested For Crashing Car While Shaving Private Parts

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    That's like enrolling for female genital mutilation, yikes. And it was the day after a DUI?? PS-Sorry to snark, but that is a ruff-looking 37 yr. old. She should have started primping on the top and left the bottom half for later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wise Young View Post
    Maybe that's why he is the ex and not the boyfriend. She will get a lot of money for this story and pictures. Wise.
    NAHHHHH...... No money for her......she is as ugly as me.

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    37!!! She's younger than me!

    Sweet Jesus! My hairy mansack looks better maintained than her face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RehabRhino View Post
    37!!! She's younger than me!

    Sweet Jesus! My hairy mansack looks better maintained than her face.
    Prove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthQuad View Post
    Prove it.
    Let's just take his word for it Dave
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdf View Post
    Let's just take his word for it Dave
    hahahahaha...

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    Why do they refer to "private" parts? That is about as public as you can get. Maybe they meant "pubic."
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  9. #29
    Creepy. Dangerous. Stupid.

    A few words that popped in my head about this story.


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    Yuck!
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