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    Quote Originally Posted by SCI-Nurse View Post
    Emergency room nurses can regale you for hours with the things that patients (particularly men) have inserted into their rectum for sexual gratification, and which became lodged there or up further in their bowels. The same goes for their urethras.

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    I've heard this too, esp. rodents, ick. I'm all for pleasure but excuse
    me...

    The remote thing makes me think of the movie Bruno & on Jackass where one of those idiots stuck a car up there just to film the drs. reaction & the "recovery".

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    Gosh how bombed do you need to be to not realize someone is inserting (As FO said) "Unwanted objects" into your poop shoot? And how bombed do you need to be to be all... Hey Chen... /snicker.... Let's put something in his butt... Well what do we cram in there? Hey grab the TV remote.... Yeah the PS3 controller will kill him!

    HAHAHAHA! Good lesson to learn. Watch your back at all times!

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    Q. Where's the remote?

    A. If it was up your ass you'd know where it was.

    Hey, there's something to be said for being able to fart and change channels at the same time. Two birds with one stone and all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by quad79 View Post
    I've heard this too, esp. rodents, ick. I'm all for pleasure but excuse
    me...
    Is that really true? Has a man actually put a living creature inside his asshole? That's horrific and disgusting to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Type Fran├žais View Post
    Is that really true? Has a man actually put a living creature inside his asshole? That's horrific and disgusting to me.
    The rumor was Richard Gere and Gerbils, or something like that, back in the day. I don't know if it had any credence. Who knows in HWood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdf View Post
    The rumor was Richard Gere and Gerbils, or something like that, back in the day. I don't know if it had any credence. Who knows in HWood.
    http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkPals View Post
    With friends like that....who needs enemas.
    lolol !
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    Quote Originally Posted by flicka View Post
    lolol !
    Lol, I missed that Butte
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdf View Post
    Lol, I missed that Butte
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