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Thread: I am going to do stand up (sit down)comedy

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    I am going to do stand up (sit down)comedy

    I have material written and I am going to do an open mic night Sept 2 in Cincy.

    I know, I know, "Joe, you just aren't that funny."

    But, THEY don't know that and I am hopeful I'm done my five minutes or whatever before they figure it out.

    I'll try to represent the wheelchair community proper. I have some schtick on Devotees.

    And the truth shall set you free.

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    Senior Member zillazangel's Avatar
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    AWESOME!!!!!!!! Chad always has wanted to say "I'm a roll-up comic". If you borrow that line, we'll take 5% of your revenue.
    Wife of Chad (C4/5 since 1988), mom of a great teenager

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    Sounds great, rock on!

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    You ARE a funny guy and your words impart a solid wit.

    Break a leg.

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    Senior Member mikek's Avatar
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    Good Luck !! Most ab's don't know what a Devotee is ..............try if something dirty happens,why do they always look at me lol.........

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    Good luck!

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    Senior Member lynnifer's Avatar
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    Good luck Joe! I agree that the bi-pedal fools or FAB's (fucking able-bodied) won't get the devotee thing ... the former is what I call the guys at work!
    Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame immigrants, because you're unemployable.

    T-11 Flaccid Paraplegic due to TM July 1985 @ age 12

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    Hey! I'm want to be a sit-down comedian as well. Good luck to you! It's nerve-wrecking fearing you'll bomb, but it happens. Just say dildo if you need a cheap laugh.

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    I wanna be there...I wanna, I wanna!

    Good luck, Joe! You can do it!

    I don't care how many times I hear the word devotee, I always and always think of that night in old chat on the old website when a devotee came in and was bugging the dickens out of all of us, and we were trying to put him on ignore, and Dogger was so upset that he told the devotee that if he did not get out of the chatroom, he, Dogger, would give him a SCI higher than a C-1!!!!!

    He meant every word of it, but I couldn't help but laugh...

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    Senior Member Rick1's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoDecafPlz
    I'll try to represent the wheelchair community proper.
    Try to represent yourself proper. Good luck with the comedy.
    Know Thyself

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