Okay ya'll go ahead and laugh your asses off at my expense... I'd be willing to bet there are a few other folks with smelly butts out there too.
Anyway...... What's up with this. I am an L1 complete para wheelchair dependent. I live independently and run my own business. I am in my wheelchair sometimes 10 hours straight (doing depressions religiously) and I am a pretty clean guy. Not a slob and just slightly plump. I shower as needed but don't shower every day because it is a pain in the butt and I don't get all that dirty on a daily basis. I almost never go more than two days with out showering. By the way on the days that I don't shower I do wet wipe myself in the morning like a sponge bath.
Here is my dilemma..... When I pull my pants off at the end of the day and sometimes when I open up to pee.... I am greeted by a.... how should I say this???....... a less than fresh smell coming from my rearward region!!! I maintain a very regular bowel program and (knock on wood) have not had an accident in so long I don't remember the last one. (coupla years) Like most any man that sits for 10 hours I usually have a small little skid mark in my undies but I check to see with TP if my hiney is dirty and it's usually not. Just a bit damp from sweat. This is the case on days that I don't shower and days that I do.
As of right now I am a single guy and other than me having to put up with the fog until it dissipates it's not really a big problem. Butt (pun intended) I could see where this would be a problem if I had a honey that I wanted to get lovey-dovey with. Everytime we would want to get naked I would have to say hang on there babes... I need to go freshen up my hind end!!!!!
Well ya'll probably got the picture by now... or quit reading long ago and went on to some other post that was much more interesting and less stinky.
Any other smelly butts out there with any suggestions?