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    Plug in the Boone's Farm and Strawberry Hill

    How to make cheap wine taste like a fine vintage

    MOST people have got one lying around somewhere: a bottle of cheap, nasty wine left over from a dinner party just waiting to be offloaded on someone else - or quaffed late one night when the good stuff has run out. But what if you could turn that bargain-basement plonk into fine wine in minutes? In these straitened times it could be just the thing a wine lover needs.

    Traditionalists, of course, would insist that nothing can replace genuine quality plus long, slow ageing in an oak barrel and years of storage in cool, cobwebby cellars. But could there be a short cut?

    Over the years, inventors have come up with dozens of widgets that they claim can transform the undrinkable or bring the finest wines to perfection without the long wait. Sadly, there's little scientific evidence that most of them work (see "Faking it"). Looks like you're stuck with the plonk.

    Or are you? Fortunately, there is one technique that stands out from the rest. It is backed by a decade of research, the results have been published in a peer-reviewed journal and the end product has passed the ultimate test- blind tasting by a panel of wine experts. No fewer than five wineries have now invested in the technology.
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    Boones Farm and Strawberry Hill?

    Holy 8-track Batman!
    God, now there's a blast from the past.

    Next thing you know we'll be seeing guys hooking up their Night Train to car batteries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy
    Holy 8-track Batman!
    Hey skippy, I still have one
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    Do you even have any tapes left? I found my Deep Purple and Ozzie Osbourne tapes a couple of years ago in a storage box. They were just powder. The last 8-track player I had went with my '67 Camaro.

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    2 titanium electrodes???????? I have 2 titanium rods in my back, I'll just electrify myself, and, let the party begin. Bring the 8-tracks, I still have a player, I wonder if it still works ???????????? Now I know what to do with all the cheap wine my sister always brings for dinners.

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    OK alhavel, I'll bring the car battery and some dip. Rdf has the tapes.

    We can hook you up just took on a new meaning! ZZZAAAPPP!

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    Let's Party !!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alhavel View Post
    Let's Party !!!!!!!!
    I'm too hungover....I'm gettin old
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdf View Post
    I'm too hungover....I'm gettin old

    Booger started without us

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