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    Wink Tequila Christmas Cookies

    For those of you in need of a good cookie recipe to get you through the Holidays...

    Tequila Christmas cookies
    1cup of water
    1tsp baking soda
    1cup of sugar
    1tsp salt
    1cup of brown sugar
    1tbs lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1cup of nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle of tequila

    Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again.

    At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok., so try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Next sift two cups of salt, or something . Check the Tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add one spoon of sugar, or somefink or whatever you can find. Grease the oven.. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the window , finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dish washer.


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    I'm making these!!
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    Senior Member darrel's Avatar
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    I'm up for a batch of these!!

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    sounds like it might be kinda yummy
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    thanks for a good laugh

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    A new Holiday favorite!

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    That's hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs and cherry christmas to you too buddy.

    I have nearly the same recipe:

    1 bottle of tequila
    1 box of cookies

    Eat cookies, drink tequila, and repeat.

    Seriously though, it's been ages since I got drunk, and am never going to get drunk ever again.
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