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  1. Thread: Hooked on Country

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    Thank You [This message was edited by Curtis...

    Thank You

    [This message was edited by Curtis on Jun 23, 2002 at 03:06 PM.]
  2. Thread: Hooked on Country

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    I found out that 'fu**' isn't censored here. I...

    I found out that 'fu**' isn't censored here. I can 'fu**' twice in the morning, 'fu**' in the afternoon, and 'fu**' all night long should I choose to do so on this site. So, basically, the fu**ing is...
  3. Thread: Hooked on Country

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    Today's country music is sh**. If you want to...

    Today's country music is sh**. If you want to hear country music, listen to some Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, George Jones, or Gram Parsons. If you're a fan of the garbage that passes for country...
  4. Thread: Stupid AB lines

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    Cause the bouncers would beat my ass if I didn't....

    Cause the bouncers would beat my ass if I didn't. They don't take too kindly to not paying for a lapdance.
  5. Thread: Stupid AB lines

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    About 2 weeks ago at the titty bar, I hit the...

    About 2 weeks ago at the titty bar, I hit the trifecta. I was getting a lapdance from this stripper who was mighty good at what she does. She wasn't timid about hurting me , like some strippers are,...
  6. Dr.Young, I have spasticity, and the stimulator...

    Dr.Young,
    I have spasticity, and the stimulator increased the spasms just a little bit. My legs were a little stiffer, but to me it was well worth the tradeoff. I just got the test leads taken out...
  7. Dr.Young Right now I've just got the temporary...

    Dr.Young
    Right now I've just got the temporary one, and it consists of two wires that were inserted in my lower back that hook up to a beeper sized box on my belt. The permanant one is about the...
  8. I will now contribute something helpful to this forum

    Gather round, you goofy gimp bastards, cause ol' Ron is gonna help you out. Many of you have problems your bladder, as did I. However, I have found the solution for my bladder problems, and maybe...
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    Poll: Your Last Chance

    Dr. Young
    I'm giving you one last chance to do the right thing by making me a moderator and banning the no good scoundrels who dared to delete my posts. It's obvious from the outpouring of support...
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    Dr. Young My complaint is that you allow my...

    Dr. Young
    My complaint is that you allow my posts to be deleted, when they're the only interesting thing on this board. 80% of the topics here are boring as hell, get 3 replies, and about ten views....
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    Poll: That just might be the grossest thing I've ever...

    That just might be the grossest thing I've ever read, but I thank you for the words of support. Unfortunately, Dr. Young has implemented a ban on humor, so I have to leave. Congratulations on that...
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    That Didn't Take Very Long

    What the fuck is wrong with you people? I try to spread a little bit of humor around this place, and I get my posts deleted? I wasn't aware that being funny was forbidden around here. I know I...
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    Poll: Should Dr. Young Make Me a Moderator?

    As the most beloved poster in the history of gimp message boards, I feel that it's only fitting that I get to be a moderator. So don't be shy, 1 vote can make the difference.
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    Make the Mean Man Go Away

    It seems as if some of my recent posts have got a few of ya'll a little bent out of shape. My response to that is if you put that much thought into words posted by someone you've never met, who...
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    What a Bunch of Gullible Gimps

    Do you people really think Fat Bastard here is gonna kill himself? Look at the facts. The man is too damn lazy to wipe his own ass or put on his own drawers. What makes you think he'll be willing to...
  16. Thread: Help!!!!!!!!

    by Ron
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    You're One Pitiful Peckerhead

    Max,
    The only help you need is a foot in your lazy ass.
    If she leaves you,and she should, it's gonna be all your fault. She shouldn't have to care for a grown man, who could take care of himself,...
  17. Thread: Things to live for

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    When a chick bends down to pick something up, and...

    When a chick bends down to pick something up, and I get to take me a peek down her shirt.
  18. I've been called a lot of things in my 19 years,...

    I've been called a lot of things in my 19 years, but "smut monger" and "pervert" just might be the nicest names anyone's ever called me. I'm blushing. And Is it just me, or does anyone else see how...
  19. good job gpbullock

    At my level of injury, not one thing you just said applies to me. However, I'm pretty sure you've managed to offend damn near every person that visits this site who has a higher level of injury than...
  20. you crazy canadian

    After consulting my retarded jerkoff to English translation dictionary, I think I kinda figured out what in the hell you were trying to say. First of all, I would like to commend you for coming up...
  21. a lifetime of accomplishments?

    gpbullock First of all your little story was mighty inspiring. I was moved by the fact that you went to school a mere 4 months after your injury, especially since I started back to school 4 months...
  22. What are you two overweight shut-ins complaining...

    What are you two overweight shut-ins complaining about? Our foreign friend wanted to be assured that you can still have good wholesome fun after an sci and the best stuff this bunch of short bus...
  23. Hookers

    First of all Fernando Do ya'll have Donkey Shows in Brazil? You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a good ol' fashion display of bestiality here in the U.S. If ya'll have donkey shows I may have...
  24. Thread: drrive time

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    You're Kinda Strange

    Glitter Girl Since everyone on this website seems to be afraid to call you out on all the ignorant and childish things you do, I feel it is my duty as the Paralyzed Pimp to let you know you're a...
  25. Thread: Who here...

    by Ron
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    Poll: I'm here, cause it just wouldn't be spinewire...

    I'm here, cause it just wouldn't be spinewire without everyone's favorite Paralyzed Pimp.
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