Wise Young
11-12-2006, 07:10 PM
I think that this is the best one yet...
http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/humor/calvins_dad_explains.htm
Calvin's (C) Dad's (D) "scientific" explanations.
C: Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
D: If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and
stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them
with your hands to see anything.
http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/humor/calvins_dad_explains.htm
Calvin's (C) Dad's (D) "scientific" explanations.
C: Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
D: If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and
stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them
with your hands to see anything.