Movie Quotes

[Scorpion]

Post your favorite movie quotes. Here are a few off the top of my head. I'll post more later...or not. One can never tell...

Way to stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
"Napoleon Dynamite"

I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.
"Garden State"

I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
"Say Anything"

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
"Shawshank Redemption"

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
"Princess Bride"

[Landon]

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.-Tomstone

Woodrow Call: What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drinks whiskey!
Gus McCrae: I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?-Lonesome Dove

[michaelm]

A Few Good Men

I want the truth. - Tom Cruise
you can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson


Godfather III

Everytime I try to leave, they pull me back in.- Al Pachino

[carl]

"The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" with Humphrey Bogart.

Mexican bandit leader (Gold Hat, played by Alfonso Bedoya) is trying to convince Fred C. Dobbs (played by Bogart) and company that they are the Federales.

Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"
Gold Hat: "Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!"

[Wreckd]

"Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We've missed you. Like what I've done with the place." Matrix Revolutions

"I feel the need, the need, for speed." Top Gun

"Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface

[NoDecafPlz]

"Hey, you had a tent!?" - Spies Like Us

"What kind of shit is this?"
"It's the best man, I got it from a negro!."
- Caddyshack

"I only came here to do two things,
kick some ass and drink some beer,
we're almost out of beer."
- Dazed and Confused

"The Guys at the Jewish
house said we got all our answers
wrong." - Animal House

:D

Joe

[CurlieQCarrie]

"You only find a once in a lifetime buddy...once in a lifetime." -The Little Rascals

"I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you." -Dirty Dancing

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." -Wizard of Oz (Had to throw that one in there. :)

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded." -Bring It On

"She wrote me a 'dear-john' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention." -Dumb & Dumber

[christopher]

Agent Smith rocks! I love his delivery, the way he talks. So... logical. He's my second favourite villian, next to...

'No! I... am your Father!' <insert mechanical breathing here>

'A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man' -Vito Corleone

'Charlie Don't Surf!' -Captain Kilgore, Apocolypse Now

Wait a sec... I've used these all as sigs already. Um... carry on... :p

Oh! Wait! Here's a good one.

'It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?'
'Yes...'
'That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.' -Detective Stansfield, Leon

[Brad_D]

So many from The Matrix. These 3 movies are so deep with meaning, philosophy and really make you think. Here are just a few:

Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.
Neo: If you get caught using that...
Choi: I know. This never happened. You don't exist.
Neo: Right.
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Morpheus: It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
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Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
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Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
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Morpheus: Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
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Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
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Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
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Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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-There is no spoon.

[Shaun]

Theres just to many list,but the first that jump to mind are....''All men die,not all men truly live'' from Braveheart and from the movie Snatch..''Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible c**t... me!''

[Steven Edwards]

Aladdin
Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

Genie: I'm history. No, I'm mythology. Ah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.


The Lion King
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars, the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I.

Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
Young Simba: But dad, don't we eat the antelope?
Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.


The Shawshank Redemption
Andy: That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you.

[Scorpion]

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
"Secondhand Lions"

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!
"Secondhand Lions"

[Cspine]

ok i may get w word or two wrong, i'm feverish.

'' Your best? Loosers are always whining about their best, winners get to go home and f**k the prom queen.'' Sean Connery - THE ROCK

''My compliment to you is........... I started taking the pills'' Jack Nicolson - AS GOOD AS IT GETS

and MY favorite princess bride scene...... while running into the fire swamp........

Buttercup - ''we'll never survive!''
Wesly - ''Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has.''

[monkeygirl]

"That's right, Mr. Martini, There is an Easter Bunny"

"Is that crazy enough for ya, want me to shit on the floor?"

Need I say, Jack, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest The greatest movie of all time.:applaud:

[mjschaef]

I crashed my van into Jesus! - Saved

First the spanking and then... the oral sex. - Search for the Holy Grail

[after being strip-searched]
Fenster (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001125/): Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001629/): Is it Friday already?
-Usual Suspects

Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once! - American Beauty

Deviating from the comedies, this last one isn't funny, just true.

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. - American History X

[Kristi]

"You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the front door." Uncle Buck

Actually anything John Candy says in this move is pretty damn funny.

[queen]

Marlon Brando screaming .....Stella..... Can't remember the movie name.

I Love the Smell of Napone in the morning...Lee Marvin in a WWII movie,, can't remember name of it.


Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn!, Rhett Butler/ Gone with the Wind.

I'll have whatever she's having...in Harry Met Sally.

Queen

[Suzie Q]

The napalm(sp) quote was from Apocalypse Now. Great film. Oh Gone With the Wind is great too.


I love when Red in Shawshank Redemption says "Get busy living or get busy dieing". Powerful words.

[SCI-Nurse]

Just a few of my favorites


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! Rhett Butler, GWTW

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Rick Blaine, Casablanca

I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.. Rick Blaine, Casablanca

Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready and where people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build. I'll be there, too.Tom Joad, Grapes of Wrath

Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own.

This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! Hot-Lips Houlihan, MASH

Surely you can't be serious. Ted, Airplane
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley Dr. Rumack, Airplane

What we have here is a failure to communicate. Sheriff, Cool Hand Luke

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room! President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove

Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, *suicides* have you performed? Psychiatrist
An accurate number would be difficult to gauge. Harold
Well, just give me a rough estimate. Psychiatrist
A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen. Harold
Fifteen? Psychiatrist
That's a rough estimate. Harold
Were they all done for your mother's benefit? Psychiatrist
No. No, I would not say "benefit." Harold, Harold & Maude

(KLD)

[Scorpion]

Kristi - I miss John Candy. I love "Uncle Buck" and "Plains Trains & Automobiles" (Steve Martin is a comic genius).

Cspine - Excellent "Princess Bride" quote/scene! That quote can fit so much in life.

Queen - I think the "Stella!" quote is from "A Street Car Named Desire."

Suzie Q - I almost posted that line by Red. :)

KLD - Great quotes, especially "Airplane" and "A League of Their Own", and extra cool points for "Harold & Maude"! One of my favorite movies, weird as it is! Bud Cort is awesome in that, and it's cool he still acts from time to time.

[mr_coffee]

Team America: World Police (2004 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/2004))

Gary Johnston (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Boondock saints
"Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. "

[Cspine]

I Love the Smell of Napone in the morning...Lee Marvin in a WWII movie,, can't remember name of it.

that's so adorable i had to chuckle! it's NAPALM. :applaud: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now -- 1979. a movie based on the VIETNAM war.

[SCI-Nurse]

Quote:
Originally Posted by queen
I Love the Smell of Napone in the morning...Lee Marvin in a WWII movie,, can't remember name of it.

that's so adorable i had to chuckle! it's NAPALM. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now -- 1979. a movie based on the VIETNAM war.

....and it wasn't Lee Marvin, but one of my favorite actors, Robert Duvall.

Scorpion, I am the all-time biggest fan of Harold & Maude....I have probably seen it 50 times and have it on both DVD and video. I know most of the dialog by heart. One of the things I try to do it to introduce new friends to it...some get it, some don't. Have you SEEN Bud Cort lately??? (Did you see him in "Pollock" or "The Life Aquatic"?) Now does THAT make me feel old!!!

(KLD)

[Broknwing]

"I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling better..." --Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail

"If you're going to sleep in, you're going to miss a few mini dramas"--The Big Chill

"It was a metaphysical presicion collision"--St Elmo's Fire

"I think the guy in the hat did something really terrible"--The Big Chill


I know I have other common ones that we repeat around here regularly but my brain has shut down for the evening. :)

[Cspine]

''Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.'' Chris Farley- TOMMY BOY

[carbar]

not a movie quote but one from the Simpsons for all those moments when logic fails :
"Shut up, that's why"

[brocko]

"Hey everyone, we're all gonna get laid"
The immortal talent of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

[RehabRhino]

"Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." Ray Liotta, Goodfellas.

Never know if I'm in the mood for that movie but the perfect first line settles me every time. It's the delivery. Liotta's voice is the key, much like Morgan Freeman's voice in Shawshank.

CSpine nicked one of my favourite Nic Cage/Connery ones so I will go for "Put the bunny back in the box" from Con Air.

[queen]

Forgive the wrong actors and miss-spells.

I'm old, senile and dyslexic, but I got (2) out of 4 correct, so it was a good day! Thanks for the corrections.

"You'll deal with the devil on his ground here"... Preacher to Willie Nelson in Red-Headed Stranger.

[Cspine]

''Can't you feel it's pain?'' - FERN GULLY :cry:

[joshrai]

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. Sam Jackson, Jackie Brown

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker?
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!, Chappelle's Show

Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate. Russell Crowe, Masrter and Commander

[RehabRhino]

Best performance by a Baldwin ever..................http://yu.ac.kr/~bwlee/esc/baldwin.htm

[kenf]

were gonna need a bigger boat. JAWS feel lucky punk DIRTY HARRY i'll be back TERMINATOR frankly my dear , i don't give a damn GONE WITH THE WIND

[Scorpion]

Best performance by a Baldwin ever..................http://yu.ac.kr/~bwlee/esc/baldwin.htm
"Fuck you! That's my name!" LOL Great performance, great movie!

[RehabRhino]

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"

Hope this one's true.........coz I been baaaaaaaaaad:devdude:

[drnader]

Guess this movie guys?

"You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?"

"I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist."

"A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body. "

[christopher]

'Second prize? A set of steak knives.'

I love that speech!

[westcoast_gc]

Yes that speech was a classic, gotta love Pacino

[SCI-Nurse]

How could I have forgotten this one?

Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight. Crash Davis, Bull Durham

(KLD)

[Theophania]

"don't point your gun at the interns. they're unpaid." bill murray, life aquatic.

[Shaun]

From Troy..

Boy:The man you're fighting? He's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles:That's why no-one will remember your name.....

And ive always considered this one kind of a classic..from the Blues Brothers

[Elwood Blues Jake Blues has a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone]

Elwood Blues: You don't like it?
Jake Blues: No I don't like it...

[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]

Jake Blues: Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[A brief thinking pause while Jake Blues lights a cigarette]

Jake Blues: Fix the cigarette lighter.

[jplw]

"I gotta save Bubba!" and "That's all I got to say about that."

[nbtoppers2]

"she gets around...like a record"

"No salt...No salt on the margarita"


can you guess the movie?


and

"Negative Ghost Rider..the pattern is full"

"He went like this....we went like that....I turned to Hollywood said...whered he go?..hollywood said...whered whhooo goooooooo"

Topgun

[SCI-Nurse]

"she gets around...like a record"

"No salt...No salt on the margarita"

can you guess the movie?


Office Space

(KLD)

[nbtoppers2]

nice...great movie...i was a business major for my undergrad...seein that movie was damn near a requirement

[FREEJ]

''Top Gun''; Tom Cruise is eyeing up Kelly Mcgillis in the bar, follows her into the lady's room,,,,,,,,,

Mcgillis: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Cruise: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Mcgillis: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Cruise: It could be.
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''Days of Thunder''; Tom Cruise has Nicole Kidman pinned against the wall, leaning up on her,,,,,,,,

Dr. Claire Lewicki: Boy, you're very quick.
Cole Trickle: You oughta see me drive.
Dr. Claire Lewicki: Tell me what you love so much about racing.
Cole Trickle: Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control.
Dr. Claire Lewicki: Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs.=== ''control''-- ,,,,,,,,interesting,,,,,

Cole Trickle: Claire, I'm more afraid of bein' nothing than I am of being hurt.=== Upon doing something where the stakes are High/Risky,,,I've had that thought,,,,,
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''Goodfella's'''; Hill/Ray Liotta, talking to Devito/Joe Pesce,,,,,,,

Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): [narrating] Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over.==== It's a ''Jersey'' chuckle,,, Trivia,,, There is a lil italian restaurant near my house named ''Goodfella's'' and yes, Pesce frequents it.
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"The Godfather''; ,,,,,,,,just good lines,,,

(Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest is delivered, wrapped around a fish.)
Clemenza: "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

Clemenza: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."=== we always say this line goof'n around.-- Classic,,,
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"Young Guns"; [The "Regulators" are surrounded by 20-30 men in Alex McSween's house],,,,,

"Doc" Holiday /KSutherland: "Billy, what are we gonna do now?"
Billy the Kid/A Estevez: "We're gonna show these guys they've finally met their match!"

[When the cavalry arrives],,,,,,,,
"Doc" Holiday: "Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous."
Billy the Kid: "I like these odds..." ===Billy the Kid was a wild spirit,,,,,,,,


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[Cspine]

'a hard top, with a good engine, and a big trunk!' i just watched this one, has it already been posted?

[christopher]

Heh. That Yellow Bastard definitely has a case of quad belly.

'Is that all you got, you f'n pansies?' -Marv's last words.

[Cspine]

'It's on like donkey kong biach!' -THE STIFFMIESTER

[Scorpion]

'a hard top, with a good engine, and a big trunk!' i just watched this one, has it already been posted?
No, it hasn't been quoted yet. Great movie, and that's a great line! Here's one by Marv that I like: "She smelled like angels oughtta smell."

FREEJ - GOOD picks! I'm not into Nascar at all, but I remember I enjoyed "Days of Thunder" even though it was kind of like "Top Gun" with stock cars instead of fighter jets. :) That "control" dialogue is awesome.

[RehabRhino]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[christopher]

'The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist.'

'First person that comes out this f'ing door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?'

[FREEJ]

''The Shining''; Jack Nicholson has gone berserk, looking all disheveled 'n looney, with a baseball bat in hand, he's pursuing Shelly Duvall[his wife] up the stairs,,,,,
Jack Torrance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): WWWendy.
Wendy Torrance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001167/): Stay aWayyy.
Jack Torrance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Darling,,, Light, of my life. I'm not guNNa hurt ya. You DIDN'T let me finish my sentence. I saaaid,,,, I'm not gunnnna hurt ya. I'm just guNNa Bashhh your brains in. I'm guNNa BASHH 'em RIGHT the FXXK innn. Ha, ha. ===not very cerebral, kinda sick,,,, but the scene always makes me chuckle,,,, :zombie: yeaa,,,I'm playing with a full deck,,,,,lol,,,:D .

[Cspine]

Here's one by Marv that I like: "She smelled like angels oughtta smell."

like hooker? pass

here are two cool john wayne quotes:

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." - the shootist

[Aly]

Freej, you must have been reading my mind because I was just thinking:

"Heerrrres Johnny!!!"

[FREEJ]

Hi Aly,,,, ''Shining'' is great.

Of course I was reading your mind, lol,,,, As I typed it, and right now I'm watching V-Tech 'n NC State, 13-13, 2 great Def's; I thought to myself, ''Aly'' must be watching. Kick it Hokies,,,:D

Tonight's great TV; Football 'n Nascar on at the same time. Cuuutie 'n Cowgirl are probabably watching racing,,,,

Freej :)

[Kristi]

"I carried a watermelon." Dirty Dancing

That was on earlier tonight.

[Broknwing]

"I carried a watermelon." Dirty Dancing

That was on earlier tonight.

YEAH!!! One of my all time favorites!!! Thanks ;)

[Broknwing]

Tonight's great TV; Football 'n Nascar on at the same time. Cuuutie 'n Cowgirl are probabably watching racing,,,,

Freej :)

FreeJ-

I don't know who you were talking about there, but 'ya better believe this cowgirl was watchin racing tonite. ;) Too bad Jr blew an engine :(

[JAYCUE]

"All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end." Cocktail

"It's fuck your buddy, cheat on your wife, call your mother on Mother's day...... Charlie, it's all shit." Scent of a Woman
Never agreed with that quote until my injury.

And of course, the foot massage conversation in Pulp Fiction.

[Cspine]

Frankie Figs once said (in The Whole 9 Yards) "You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun". :mega:

[Steven Edwards]

One day, I'd like to actually use Andy's response:

Boggs: Where do you get this shit?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant f*ck? I think I'll wait until after I'm cured, though. :D

[Myc0]

"Don't dream it, be it." -RHPS


"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."

"The things you own, end up owning you."

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Martha Stewart. Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down man, so fuck off with you're sofa units, and string green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap." - from the greatest movie of all time

[christopher]

Myco, you forgot this one. Ok ok, it's not Tyler Durden, but he's just as sexy in a man-crush kind of way.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

[GRAMMY]

"No brag, just fact" Walter Brennan

[Tufelhunden]

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.


Now yous can't leave.

[Tiger Racing]

"It's good to be the king."

"No women, no kids."

"This is true love. You think this happens every day?"

"She turned me into a newt!... I got better."

"'Tis but a scratch!"

"Jack, please! I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself."

C.

[Myc0]

The Dude abides.

[brocko]

Then you have no fear any more. You're completely free

[RehabRhino]

"Don't dream it, be it." -RHPS


"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."

"The things you own, end up owning you."

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Martha Stewart. Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down man, so fuck off with you're sofa units, and string green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap." - from the greatest movie of all time

Myco

I love Fight Club. Reading that back now it really sounds like Bill Hicks could have said it. Chuck Palahniuk published it in '96 - I wonder if he was a Hicks fan?

[Le Type Français]

Okay, I'm going to take make everyone gag now ;):

"You jump, I jump, right?"

[doingtimeonmyass]

These lines come to mind from the movie Blow.
"How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my fair share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there and now there's almost not enough to stay alive. I force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door." - George Jung, (Johnny Depp)

And of course the munchies list from Half-Baked.
"Oh yeah, get me a box of condoms, and uh... What's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day... PUSSY, that's right!" - Dave Chappelle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWT8wyi49Yk

[Juke_spin]

Alright, let us not forget:

"Be cool, bitch!"
__________________________________________________ _

"The question is have I learned anything about life?

"The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. Ya know if it turns out that there is a god I don't think that he's evil. I think the worst thing you can say aobout him is that basically he's an underachiever."

"The key here I think, is to, to not to think of death as an end. But think of it as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."

[PN]

[After HAL has killed the rest of the crew] Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

2001: A Space Odyssey

[Shaun]

Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0311563/): These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] .. Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

[Juke_spin]

"Looks like a no-brainer," she says "What does that mean?" asks the doctor - "no brain," is the reply.
...a medical team surround a hospital gurney draped with blood-spattered sheets. When this is whipped back to reveal the ravaged corpse of a young girl, one nurse tilts the head of the victim to reveal the back of the skull has been eaten away

Terror Planet

[garlin]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Strother Martin to Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke.

[kenf]

"Resistance is futile" 7 of 9 on star trek. Jeri Ryan. hot hot hot. :)

[wonless]

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorhead's, geeks, sluts, bloods,wastoids, dweebies,dickheads-they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. -Grace, FBDO



You mind if we dance with yo' dates? -Animal House

[Natalie_A]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses.....Hit it" Blues Brothers

"Grab a brew, don't cost nothin'" Bluto Amimal House

[Natalie_A]

You can't really dust for vomit.

[Wise Young]

Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.
- Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own, 1992

[rdf]

Well, your quote didin't show up. But Wise, you are in tune to American humor, if not humor the world over :)

[rdf]

The most effective, but the most non-prescient:

"Take your filthy hands off me, you damned dirty ape."

Planet of the Apes - Moses

[rdf]

Heath Ledger (William): Welcome to New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so......

[Natalie_A]

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront

[rdf]

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront
Yeah, Nat, one of the best. Brando was a master...but he lost it later.

[cmoore]

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells like elderberries (greatest insult ever)

I fart in your general direction!

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you silly king

[rdf]

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells like elderberries (greatest insult ever)

I fart in your general direction!

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you silly kingLmao
:rofl: :lolz:


eta- yeah I remember

[christopher]

Any line out of Hudson in Aliens:

'I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events pal but we just got our asses kicked! Gave over man! Game over!'

Captain Willard, Apocalypse now:

'Saigon. Shhhhit. I'm still only in Saigon'

[Natalie_A]

"Here's looking at you, kid." Rick Blaine Casablanca

[EAK]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

Det. Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

[Natalie_A]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"Cinderella sorry outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"

Carl Spackler in Caddyshack. Always kills me.

[Natalie_A]

I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede." - Walter Day

From the documentary King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. If you haven't seen it find it it's so funny! I thought it was kind of a joke like Spinal Tap at first but it's serious. Don't get chumpatized!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923752/

[van damn]

"Bricks don't hit back!" Chong Li--Bloodsport

[Steven Edwards]

Aladdin:

I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug! (Genie, Robin Williams as Rodney Dangerfield)

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! (Genie, Robin Williams)

No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven. (Iago, Gilbert Gottfried immitating Jafar)

Oh there's a big surprise! That's an incredible - I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of that surprise! (Iago, Gilbert Gottfried)

I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas! (Aladdin, Scott Weinger) That movie contains tons of good quotes. :D

[cmoore]

"This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count."

Ferris

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[cmoore]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

Dirty Dancing 1987

(I hope Patrick Swayze isn't as sick as he looks in the tabloids)

[Natalie_A]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

Dirty Dancing 1987

(I hope Patrick Swayze isn't as sick as he looks in the tabloids)
Funny you put up that one I was going to, but as one of the worst lines in movie history. :p LOL

[cmoore]

OK Natalie_A:

Let's take it one step further. Start the music. Picture him in the tight black shirt and pants and her in the flouncy white strapless dress.

Now here comes the chorus that's gonna stick in your head for all of 2009.

I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

Go on, try to get it out of your head. You can't can you? Swayze mojo runs strong.

Happy New Year!!!!!!

[Danine]

Todd, if you're looking, this one's for you!


Carla Tate: "I wonder who thought up sex?"

Daniel McMann: "I think it was Madonna."


From: "The Other Sister"

[betheny]

"I MEANT to do that!"--PeeWee Herman

[ChesBay]

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you feel the heat around the corner."

Robert De Niro as Neil McCauley in "Heat".

[ChesBay]

"I MEANT to do that!"--PeeWee Herman

LOL! that was one of the first quotes to pass my mind... then typed in another, posted and yours was there... " Pee Wee's Big Adventure definitly a classic.

[betheny]

LOL, I don't remember many movie quotes, but Peewee has gotten a lot of use over the years.

There's the always classic Sheriff in Cool Hand Luke:

"What we have here is fayyy-lyah to communicate."

(That is "failure" if you don't speak redneck. :p )

[antiquity]

Excuse the language. :D From Aliens.

Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
Hudson: Is he fuckin' crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?
-------
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

:lolz:

[antiquity]

From Mulan.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

[AO]

My favourite movie quotes are from "Beautiful Girls".

Paul : "You let her behind the curtain, I know you did. You never let them behind the curtain Will. You never let them see the little old man behind the curtain working the levers of the great and powerful OZ. They are all sisters Willie... they aren't allowed back there... they mustn't see."
Willie : "Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit?"

Paul: "...A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels."

[rdf]

My favourite movie quotes are from "Beautiful Girls".

Paul : "You let her behind the curtain, I know you did. You never let them behind the curtain Will. You never let them see the little old man behind the curtain working the levers of the great and powerful OZ. They are all sisters Willie... they aren't allowed back there... they mustn't see."
Willie : "Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit?"

Paul: "...A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels."Yeah AO that was funny.
Great movie. My favorite line was, "Good night, Sweet Girl." That's what Uma wanted to hear from her bf each night, and if he said it, she was happy and content.

Ah, if only all girls were so easy to please....;) (women, ladies, females, girls, our better halves, et al...they're all synonymous in case I used a wrong word and made somebody upset)

[RaeRae]

"You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

"Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?" - Goodfellas

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

[jody]

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

I dont wanna kill you, an you dont wanna be dead

[dgrotz]

T-Bird: "Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is."

Sarah: "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."

Eric Draven: "He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."


All from "The Crow" 1994, I loved this movie,, more to come....

[cmoore]

1."I like you, Sully. That's why I'm going to kill you last!'
The Governor of California in Commando

2."Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
James Cagney in White Heat

3.Dialogue between the Steve Martin Character and The John Candy Character when they wake up in a hotel room in Planes, Trains and Automobiles....

Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

4. "We've established the most enormous medical entity ever conceived... and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing!"
George C. Scott in The Hospital

[dgrotz]

Jim Carroll: "You're growing up. And rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth. And it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies... so we can dance"

Jim Carroll: "First, it's a Saturday night thing when you feel cool like a gangster or a rockstar- just something to kill the boredom, you know? They call it a chipie, a small habbit. It feels so good, you start doing it on Tuesdays... then Thursdays... then it's got you. Every wise ass punk on the block says it won't happen to them, but it does."

"The Basketball Diaries" 1995 with the great Lionardo DiCaprio.

[Steven Edwards]

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. -Top Gun

[rdf]

Lonesome Dove -

[Jake Spoon is about to be hanged]
"Well, hell, boys. I'd damn sight rather be hung by my friends than by a bunch o' damn strangers. Newt... Well, adios, boys. Hope you won't hold it against me. Never meant no harm."
[spurs his horse, hanging himself before Gus does it]
-----
[Gus to Laura]
"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough."

[dgrotz]

Frank Costello: "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Madolyn: "Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?"
Billy Costigan: "Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural."

Billy Costigan: "Christ. I mean, a guy comes in here against every, every instinct of privacy and self-reliance he has and what do you do? What do you do, huh? You send him off on the street to score smack, is that what you do? You're fucking ridiculous!"
[ Madolyn hands Costigan some Valium]
[picking up the pills]
"Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off! Are we done here with this psychiatry bullshit?"

"What's wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!"

"The Departed" 2006

[christopher]

I think this moderating thing is going to my head.

In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

http://www.tolkienforums.com/Galadriel_green_3.jpg

[rdf]

My kind of woman ;) LOTRs was a great trilogy, best ever imo. I've watched it about 20 times, and never get bored.I think this moderating thing is going to my head.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
http://www.tolkienforums.com/Galadriel_green_3.jpg

[christopher]

Yeah I pulled a LOTR marathon on New Years Day. I made it halfway through Return of the King.

[Tiger Racing]

In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

And then:

"I pass the test! I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel."

C.

[monkeygirl]

I know it's not a movie, but Dexter: “ I’m entirely confident you’ve earned the privilege of being repurposed as fish food.” :D LOL.........

[Clodivs]

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

[rdf]

"Spartan!"
"Yes m'lady."
"Come back with your shield...or on it."
"Yes m'lady"

- 300

[rdf]

"I promised a friend I would say hello to you today."
"Hello."
"Hello."
"Please say hello to me."
"Please say hello to me."
- I Am Legend

[Clodivs]

"Excuse me while I whip this out" - Sheriff Bart

[ChesBay]

"Good Will Hunting"

Chuckie:

“ Oh, I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up. And we go out we have a few drinks, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.”

[doingtimeonmyass]

Gran Torino

Walt Kowalski: "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

Clint Eastwood is awesome in this movie. :thumbsup:

[rdf]

"Good Will Hunting"

Chuckie:

“ Oh, I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up. And we go out we have a few drinks, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.”Great quote Ches. I've once in a while felt the same way when pulling up to my curb after some drinks and laughs, and head for my own front door. Wishing I wasn't in there, that I'd pulled out without a word or goodbye to anyone, including myself.

These moments are few and far between, but have occurred periodically over the years....even before my paralysis. Life is what it is, I suppose, and we can only hope when we die that we laughed more than we cried.

[rdf]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
- Ellis Boyd "Red" ReddingI thought Andy Dufresne said that, not Red.

[Scorpion]

I thought Andy Dufresne said that, not Red.

It was Red, but later Andy quoted him.

Great quote from a great movie!

[rdf]

It was Red, but later Andy quoted him.

Great quote from a great movie!
thanks Scorp...great movie, for sure. One of the very few movies that lived up to the book, which I read first.

[Rod the Quad]

"that's no moon, that's a space station" - Star Wars

"dying aint much of a living, boy" - Josey Wales

[Natalie_A]

Will Munny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0941316/): Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): We all got it coming, kid.

Unforgiven

[uscmolly]

"When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub."
-Eddie Murphy in Trading Places

"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."
-Steven Martin in The Jerk

[rdf]

From the lame alien movie They Came:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Suzie Q]

Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/): Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000604/): Chinese food.
Jean Girard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/): That's from China.
Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Pizza.
Jean Girard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/): Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000604/): Chimichanga.
Jean Girard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/): Mexico.
Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/): We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000604/): Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000604/): Well that last one's pretty cool.


Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

Chip (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0361381/): [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Ricky Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
Carley Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004753/): If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

Schoolteacher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2336223/): Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Classmates: OOO0HHHH!
Reese Bobby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.

[lynnifer]

"Get your cock out of my Chrysler!!!"

--- Me, Myself & Irene

(Just watched this last night ... still such a great comedy!)

[Scorpion]

From the lame alien movie They Came:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

A classic, rdf! :)

Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything: "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "

[Natalie_A]

Staying with the great Lloyd Dobler: I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

[Scorpion]

Staying with the great Lloyd Dobler: I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

My favorite line from the movie! I actually included it in my first post in the thread that is now combined in this thread with Wise's thread: here. (http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/showpost.php?p=336350&postcount=1) :)

[Clodivs]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again - Gumb

[PN]

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Goldfinger
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[6string]

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" Dr. Strangelove

[Suzie Q]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again - Gumb

OMG this quote brought back alot of laughs, a friend said this alot!!!!! He was a nut! LOL Thanks.



"If you find your self alone riding in green fields with the sun in your face... do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium. And you are already dead! Brothers... what we do in life... echoes in eternity!" ~




"People should know when they are conquered."

"Would you Quentus? ...Would I?"


"There is no one left to fight, sire."

"There is always someone left to fight."



Gladiator

[Mike C]

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Great flick! Can you dig it?

[Natalie_A]

Warriors come out to play!

I can dig it. LOL

[dimples84]

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

There Will Be Blood

[Clodivs]

[quote=Suzie Q;998347]OMG this quote brought back alot of laughs, a friend said this alot!!!!! He was a nut! LOL Thanks.



LOL, yeah it got me laughing when I posted it. classic quote

[christopher]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again - Gumb

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[lynnifer]

Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate:

Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well I tell you. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never!

[Clodivs]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[Mike C]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

See if you can guess what I am now! :D

[nickelo]

"my space! myspace!!"
-happy go lucky-

[Scorpion]

"Let us fuck!"
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

:p

[rdf]

When I was young, I asked the priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children. "You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves."

gone baby gone