AriZona Rx Herbal Tonics

[marco25]

NAD Challenges Accuracy of Arizona Rx Memory Iced Tea Label (http://www.adlawbyrequest.com/regulators/RxMemory41601.shtml)

Ok, I confess, I've been drinking some of the AirZona herbal tonics for lunch. I usually get the Energy drink, but today I had the Memory drink. They're good, caffeine-free, but at $2 a bottle, this tightwad's circuits go berzerk when I pay for it. http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif

Decided to investigate a little today and came across this article. Just because the "Rx" symbol with the word "Memory" right next to it does not mean AriZona is CLAIMING their product enhances one's memory. LOL. Well, hmmm, may be a stupid question, but why in the hell would you put that word on the bottle then?

It's all marketing of course. Their 4 Rx drinks are: Energy, Stress, Memory, and Health. Well, duh, that's what baby-boomers are obsessed with these days, so we buy the stuff--at $2 a bottle! I'm such a schmuck!

Anyway, that's my little food forum news brief and soap box for the day. http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

[marco25]

So now I'm replying to my own rant, but just wanted to add that AriZona needs to create two more Rx drinks: one with viagra and one with botox! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Then they'd have the baby-boomers totally covered.

I will take a case of the AriZona Botox drink! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[marco25]

You and me both, girlfriend! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Maybe AriZona could create another drink that would "enhance" my 44-year-old breasts.

Rx Perfect Breasts

"This product makes no claim that it actually improves the quality of your breasts."

LOL Martha! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Maybe they could make one that would make ME finally grow some! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

ooopss...now you all know! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif

[marco25]

Hey, why not?

Rx Extra-Strength Breast Fertilizer

This is fun! We could start our own line of herbal tonics. We could make up all kinds of medicinal beverages that really don't do crap, put them in pretty bottles, and make people pay out the ass! Capitalism at its best. http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

[booster]

How about a RX Men's longevity Enhancer, for us younger guys.

With something below it that says: "Men, now you can outlast your lover"

Disclamer: Yea, right.

[booster]

Or..... I laughed at this:

RX Men's Beer Gut Reducer

Men now you can reduce your beer gut by drinking tea without ever leaving the recliner.

I think those are all great ideas Martha and booster! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif We'll be laughing all the way to the bank!..... http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[marco25]

Booster, love the

Rx Men's Beer Gut Reducer

We'd make millions just off that one. Now the

Rx Men's Longevity Enhancer

wouldn't that fall under our viagra product? Haven't "come up" with a name for that one yet, but I like it, I like it!

Another personal favorite of mine would be

Rx Buns of Steel

OR

Rx Sexy Upper Arms

Booster, I hereby nominate you to the board of directors of our new company.

Originally posted by martha2:

Booster, I hereby nominate you to the board of directors of our new company.

And I shall be Queen! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[marco25]

You got it Queen Carol! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

Thought of two more products we're sure to make a bundle off of.

Rx ADD/ADHD Kids

"This product makes no claim that it actually improves the behavior of your hyperactive children."

Or how about this one?

Rx Depression

"This product makes no claim that it actually helps your depression."

Shoot, everyone's on anti-depressants these days. Make the baby-boomer consumer think all they need is our drink. Man, this is too easy.

As Queen http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif my first royal order shall be...

GET TO WORK MAKIN' THOSE TONICS!

NOW! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif

Time is money! And stop drinking up all our profits!! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[booster]

AS a board memmber I also propose:

RX Instant Sex Appeal

Otherwise we have some great ideas, as long as we do not allow DA's RX Cow CHip Tea

[marco25]

Booster for all we know

Rx Instant Sex Appeal

could be the same formula as

Rx DA's Cow Chip Tea Aphrodisiac

I mean, look what drinking that stuff has done for his love life!!! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif

So don't knock it until our scietists have all the test data in. http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[booster]

I am a scientist, I do not want to test that http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif.

Originally posted by booster:

I am a scientist, I do not want to test that http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif.

Well I certainly hope you don't expect one of US to test it! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Sheesh! Obviously, as a Southern MAN you KNOW that if something holds the possibility of being vile or dangerous, it is YOUR job to try it out BEFORE the WOMEN-FOLK! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif I know your Mama raised you better than that booster! Now, get to drinkin' and let us know how it goes...if your'e still on planet Earth afterward that is! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[booster]

"OH DA, X is calling. She made a drink fir you and wants your opinion"

Test conducted, now your turn X! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Originally posted by booster:

"OH DA, X is calling. She made a drink fir you and wants your opinion"

Test conducted, now your turn X! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

ahhh...your'e crafty! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif I'll take my turn after I see what it does to DA thank you sir! http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif You know a lady should never seem "too eager"...it's unbecoming and makes her appear "common". http://sci.rutgers.edu/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[1 Fine Spine RN]

I got RX Memory for the day I took my nursing finals but I forgot to drink it. Sat in the fridge for about a year, lol.