02-06-2003, 06:37 AM
A Japanese, a German and a Texan were relaxing in a sauna in a posh hotel. Suddenly they hear a ringing noise and the German lifts his arm up and presses his forearm. That was my pager, I have a microchip implanted under my skin on my forearm. A few minutes pass and again, a ringing noise. The Japanese fellow puts his hand to his ear and listens. That was my mobile phone he said. I have a microchip implanted in the palm of my hand. Feeling a little overwhelmed by the technology around him the Texan gets out of the sauna and heads to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind and the Japanese and German fellow staring at him. Well looky there says the Texan, I'm getting a fax.