Lazy ABs

[etexley]

You know, I was doing a bit of shopping this evening in the grocery. People were really ANNOYING...getting in my way. Basically, loligagging, gossiping, squeezing the sharmon, if you get me.

Now I started to think about this. These people are making ME have to slow down. getting in MY way. And they call ME lazy because I'm in a wheelchair. Don't tell me they don't, because they do....my physical therapist said to me..."you'll gain weight eventually, everybody in a wheelchair does."

If a THIRD the population had HALF the guts of THREE QUARTERS of the people I know who are wheelchair bound, we wouldn't live in a world that's polluted, where people are starving, and where there is terrorism. I like best, the paraolympian ...."when you can do a 100m dash in 10.5 seconds, THEN call me disabled. Until then, STICK IT."

Girls and boys, it's time to dump these stupid chairs. Let the ABs squeeze all the sharmon they want, because we don't have time for it. We've RATS to catheterize!!!!

Eric Texley

[Scorpion]

I hate it when I need to get on the elevator at the mall (a big 4 story mall) and people will be waiting for 5 minutes for an elevator to come, cram onto the elevator to go up ONE freakin' floor because they don't want to walk 30 feet to the escalator.

~Rus

"Because you're not promised tomorrow." ~ Stuck Mojo

[-Andrea-]

Eric, darling, you live in BOCA, my dear! Home of valet-parking for grocery stores, dogs being pulled on the backs of bikes, etc. Everyone in that town is egocentric.

I'm kidding -- kind of! No, really, I love Boca's restaraunts and shopping -BUT- the people are quite obnoxious.

When ya can't beat em' join em'!

If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud --Emile Zola--

[etexley]

I think everybody in South Florida drives like they are the center of the universe. That's how I ended up in this idiot chair...biking very egocentrically....

Eric Texley