Ron
08-31-2001, 04:00 PM
It seems as if some of my recent posts have got a few of ya'll a little bent out of shape. My response to that is if you put that much thought into words posted by someone you've never met, who doesn't give a warm bottle of piss about you, then you need a reality check. I would suggest rolling outside your shanty and looking at a cloud or a bird or something. It seems like a bunch of you take this whole "internet community" thing a little bit too seriously. If you put enough trust into a bunch of people you don't know
that you confide in them that you're going to kill yourself, I would say that your view of reaity is a little blurred. With that said, It looks like it might be time for the Big Ding Dong Daddy to ride off into the sunset. Since the Spinewire days, the Paralyzed Pimp has tried to bring a little bit of humor and some honesty to what would otherwise be one big ass kissing contest. When some goofy bastard said some off the wall stuff, I was there to point out how ignorant they were and call them a homo. While I know many of you enjoyed the humor and appreciated the fact that I told it like it was, a bunch of other people resented me for not being a little sheep like all of you. If ya'll take this message board stuff that seriously, I guess I'll spend all my time chasing whores and let you people go on thinking the odd ass stuff you do is normal. But all you little Ronoholics can dry your tears and take comfort in the fact that there's a little bit of Ron darn near everywhere. So, When a hooker says, "Are you sure you're not a cop?" that's where I'll be. When a bouncer kicks some guy out of a titty bar for being a little too touchy feely with a stripper, the spirit of Ron will be sprawled out on the concrete right next to the guy. And when a young whore is in her first donkey show, you can bet that Your ol' buddy Ron will be there.
So since I'm gone, Let the ass kissing begin.
that you confide in them that you're going to kill yourself, I would say that your view of reaity is a little blurred. With that said, It looks like it might be time for the Big Ding Dong Daddy to ride off into the sunset. Since the Spinewire days, the Paralyzed Pimp has tried to bring a little bit of humor and some honesty to what would otherwise be one big ass kissing contest. When some goofy bastard said some off the wall stuff, I was there to point out how ignorant they were and call them a homo. While I know many of you enjoyed the humor and appreciated the fact that I told it like it was, a bunch of other people resented me for not being a little sheep like all of you. If ya'll take this message board stuff that seriously, I guess I'll spend all my time chasing whores and let you people go on thinking the odd ass stuff you do is normal. But all you little Ronoholics can dry your tears and take comfort in the fact that there's a little bit of Ron darn near everywhere. So, When a hooker says, "Are you sure you're not a cop?" that's where I'll be. When a bouncer kicks some guy out of a titty bar for being a little too touchy feely with a stripper, the spirit of Ron will be sprawled out on the concrete right next to the guy. And when a young whore is in her first donkey show, you can bet that Your ol' buddy Ron will be there.
So since I'm gone, Let the ass kissing begin.