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jhope
11-12-2008, 11:59 AM
fight club
Tyler Durden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/): Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
soonerborn
11-12-2008, 12:14 PM
Pope shit in the woods! By The Dude.
doingtimeonmyass
11-12-2008, 12:28 PM
Both from the movie, Blow.
George (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/): So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door. Fred Jung (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
Mateo
11-12-2008, 12:38 PM
Say hello to my little friend. Scarface.
You better wipe that smile off that face , or I'll do it for ya. :) John Wayne. Feel lucky punk , well do ya. :) Clint Eastwood.
amarillogal
11-12-2008, 01:08 PM
"Smile! It increases your face value!" Steel Magnolias
"IDGRA - I dont give a rat's a**" Patch Adams
addiesue
11-12-2008, 01:09 PM
Roy Hobbs: I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for. from The Natural
Not really a great quote but I feel it today. Had to watch that last night since I couldn't find my remote.
SCI-Nurse
11-12-2008, 01:26 PM
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
*******
Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, *suicides* have you performed?
Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
Harold: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
Harold: (with a faint smile) No. No, I would not say "benefit."
(KLD)
Freedom92
11-12-2008, 01:40 PM
"I'll be bock"(back) Arnny Swhartzanager -Terminator
i ain't got time to bleed- jesse ventura, predator
Juke_spin
11-12-2008, 03:52 PM
Ha, ha & ha.
knightrider
11-12-2008, 05:15 PM
''Why Go Out For A Burger When You Can Have Steak At Home-Paul Newman
soonerborn
11-12-2008, 05:31 PM
Red from Shawshank Redemption: Get busy livin or get busy dieing.
NoDecafPlz
11-12-2008, 05:42 PM
Booger from Revenge of the Nerds:
Stan: What are looking at nerd?
Booger" (waves) I thought it was my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.
BEn1Y8Wet_M at .49 seconds!!!!
Clip is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
knightrider
11-12-2008, 05:45 PM
"Were gona need a bigger boat" - Jaws
Art454
11-12-2008, 06:05 PM
Your on a need to know basis....and you don't need to know........National Treasure.
Art
'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.'
- The Godfather
jhope
11-12-2008, 11:49 PM
tropic thunder
Tyra Banks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004723/): You have no real family, you're on the wrong side of 40, you're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said: "One more flop, and it's over."
Tugg Speedman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/): [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/): We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.
[turns on Flo Rider's "Low" and begins to dance to the beat]
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/): [dancing along] Right...
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/): Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/): Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Big dick, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/): Yep.
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000190/): Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Yes.
Rick Peck (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000190/): [pause] A G5 airplane?
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!
[turns on the music and dances again]
Byong (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498046/): We no get money yet. Price now 100 million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack Die!
Les Grossman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/): Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself.
rybread
11-13-2008, 04:07 AM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
"PSSSS your balls are showing!!", "Bumble bee tuna!" - Jim Cary, Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
Tufelhunden
11-13-2008, 04:37 AM
Anton Chigurh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/): Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0428122/): Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/): Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin...Which it is.
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Travis Bickle:You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Okay! Huh?
Taxi Driver
Captain ThunderLips
11-13-2008, 06:43 AM
Persian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0814326/): A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1055413/): Then we will fight in the shade
Xerxes (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0763928/): It isn't wise to stand against me, Leonidas. Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory.
King Leonidas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/): And I would die for any one of mine.
Spartan King Leonidas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/): Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.
Spartan King Leonidas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/): Give them nothing! But take from them everything
It still gives me goose bumps when I read the script. Makes me damn proud as well.!!!!
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quadvet
11-13-2008, 07:49 AM
From the movie Hud, played by Paul Newman, 1963.
Homer Bannon, Hud's dad: Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire.
Hud: This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not.
Hud: I've always thought the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner. Sometimes I lean one way and sometimes I lean the other.
Great movie.
doingtimeonmyass
11-13-2008, 08:42 AM
Anton Chigurh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/): Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0428122/): Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/): Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin...Which it is.
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Good movie, great book.
CowboyCrip
11-13-2008, 01:06 PM
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq1DeXkb9n8&feature=related
daveh0
11-13-2008, 10:26 PM
Steve Martin in The Jerk:
"I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work.
My friend Patti promised me a blow job."
......
It still gives me goose bumps when I read the script. Makes me damn proud as well.!!!!
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The only thing i didn't like about that movie was the super slow motion that took longer than it should have in my opinion. i was like ok, so back to the fighting...but no. he was still running in slo mo. other than that it was good. my bf loves the last fight narration.
funklab
11-14-2008, 12:10 AM
From the movie Hud, played by Paul Newman, 1963.
Homer Bannon, Hud's dad: Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire.
Hud: This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not.
Hud: I've always thought the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner. Sometimes I lean one way and sometimes I lean the other.
Great movie.
Ima go rent that movie... never seen it, but paul newman is the greatest!
... was the greatest....
DaleB
11-14-2008, 12:59 AM
"It's mostly Maui Wowie but it's got some Labrador in it, man."
Captain ThunderLips
11-15-2008, 12:08 AM
The only thing i didn't like about that movie was the super slow motion that took longer than it should have in my opinion. i was like ok, so back to the fighting...but no. he was still running in slo mo. other than that it was good. my bf loves the last fight narration.
Fair point with the slow mo. ;-)
skippy13
11-15-2008, 03:06 AM
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!" the paperboy Better off dead 1985
jdoyle
11-15-2008, 03:16 AM
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
--Castle guard
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
JD
skippy13
11-15-2008, 03:23 AM
"A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations"
Bud
The Repo Man 1984
Natalie_A
12-10-2008, 08:22 PM
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, everytime. -Brian Fantana, Anchorman
I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. The Wizard of Oz
nevada
12-11-2008, 12:34 AM
If you don't have it in the hips make sure you got it in the lips. Born on the 4th of July
Kimmel21
12-11-2008, 12:44 AM
SuperBad
"you know when i chick wakes up and says man i got so drunk last night i can't beleive i f*!ked that guy.....we coul dbe that guy!!"
I love that line
Kimmel21
12-11-2008, 12:57 AM
Dazed and Confused
"You know what i like about highscool girls.......I get older and they stay the same age"
Natalie_A
12-11-2008, 01:23 AM
I love lamp.
Art454
12-11-2008, 02:31 AM
Your on a need to know basis....and you don't need to know........National Treasure.
Art
Sorry that quote was from the movie ...The Rock.....not National Treasure
Art
dunwawry
12-11-2008, 11:59 PM
"I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally
"I see dead people" The Sixth Sense
"Houston, we have a problem....." Apollo 13
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." Forrest Gump
"After all, tomorrow is another day." Gone with the Wind
"If I don't come back, tell my mother I love her." "Your mother is dead." "Then I guess I'll tell her myself." No Country for Old Men
monkeygirl
12-12-2008, 03:19 AM
"That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny" ...(Jack) in One Flew over the Cukoos Nest. :D
"Did you bring me a Monkey?"... (Keaton) in Multiplicity. :D
Natalie_A
12-12-2008, 03:26 AM
"That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny" ...(Jack) in One Flew over the Cukoos Nest. :D
"Did you bring me a Monkey?"... (Keaton) in Multiplicity. :D
And keeping with the topic of Monkeys
"Would you like to buy a Monkey?"
"Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads"
Letterman in Cabin Boy
ChipS
12-12-2008, 04:04 AM
...but this goes to eleven. - Nigel from This is Spinal Tap.
loreo
01-16-2009, 03:06 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepared to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Clodivs
01-16-2009, 04:59 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepared to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
That is a great quote Loreo!!
Clodivs
01-16-2009, 05:48 PM
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Scorpion
01-19-2009, 02:07 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepared to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
One of my all-time favorite movies and quotes!
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
ancientgimp
01-19-2009, 02:43 PM
From my favorite western, "Open Range" - Charley (Kevin Costner) is trying to see if he will still be acceptable to Sue (Annette Bening) the nurse whom he hopes to court if he survives.
"Sue, people are going to die here today, I'm going to kill them."
Natalie_A
01-19-2009, 04:13 PM
Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and the renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce?...The cuckoo clock.
The Third Man
Clodivs
04-29-2009, 10:45 AM
Gummi bear?
It's been in my pocket, they're real warm and soft